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2021

09

Sep

Kaia Gerber Bra and Panties of the Day

I guess Kaia Gerber is the new body for that pervert Calvin Klein….

She’s Cindy Crawford’s daughter who was groomed for this, and more importantly built for this, I couldn’t really imagine her doing anything besides being a body for rich people who her mom is probably friends with, it’s the circle of life or something that us plebs may not understand because we’re not in those circles…but at least they show us pictures of their great lives…we’re so lucky we get to follow them, because our existences are meaningless but there’s are so important…

I was going to say that it’d be more impressive if she used her family’s fame and fortune to try to save the world, or at least help people who need help instead of stripping down for perverts….but then I realize that is HELPING PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP….what a HERO…with a pretty hot body..


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2021

20

Jul

Kaia Gerber Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Kaia Gerber is in some TV series for the streamers now, because of course she is….acting requires no talent so why not get into it thanks to all your important connections you have because your mom is Cindy Crawford and your dad was the caterer of the stars, you know the hostest with the mostest who owned restuarants for the rich and famous before becoming a Tequila billionaire with George Clooney….

I don’t trust any of these celebrities and I think that Kaia Gerber’s probably had more than just this lesbian experience because in being the hostest with the mostest, using your kids as part of the entertainment is probable…you know RICH PEOPLE DO WEIRD THINGS.

I don’t know how much weirdness Kaia’s seen or been involved in,

I just know that she was hanging out with lesbian Cara Delevingne, I know her brother’s a fucking drug addict weirdo from being a rich kid, which is always funny to me…like being a rich kid dude is the ultimate way to get hot pussy….

Plus she’s been thrown into modeling at 14 or younger despite not needing to, because the model jobs would have been waiting for her when she was 18….plus her family has so much money she doesn’t need to work as a shitty model for brands…she could do actual meaningful things…but her generation thinks being a prop in marketing for big brands is the END GOAL…and that alone is as empty as you’d expect…

But yeah, she acts and does girl on girl kissing, even though the agenda has made all girls her age genderless, fuck everything, perverts….BLAME porn…but it’s probably deeper than that.



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2021

28

May

Kaia Gerber Fitness in Tight Leggings of the Day

Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s young hot model daughter, who is skinny as shit, like models are supposed to be, but for whatever reason society has tried to normalize this instagram body…when really a good old fashioned skinny model is all we need to remember the glory days when nepotism brought the goods and normals were kept out of the celebrity light because they couldn’t buy fake instagram followers…you know she’s famous for the vagina she crawled out of…and that is the way it is supposed to be…it keeps the trash out of the important table…but now it’s a fucking free for all….

All this to say, working out is good, or at least good to watch.




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2021

27

Apr

Kaia Gerber Ass of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know…Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s skinny ass daughter who is trending because they want her to be in the shady model industry because people in the industry seem to not thing it’s a terrible thing…they are too immersed in it to realize how fucking twisted it is…..in her case, it’s just exciting for the narcissists parents to feel a level of narcissist pride cuz the kid that crawled out of their womb is getting praise and being called “their clone”…which is like a second life at being young and hot…vicariously through your child….but for whatever reason, probably money, since they have lots of it…why try to teach your entitled brat about worldly things, send them to the third world to build some character but since none of these people have character, they are just empty vapid idiots who think they are important…but at least she’s showing off her ridiculously little model ass…cuz it makes the nonsense around these people more tolerable…but remember…it’s been tainted by that Monkey looking clown Pete Davidson…and probably worse…which shouldn’t change anything since you can’t smell through the computer yet…and I’d argue that you’d never get close enough to Kaia Gerber’s bubble to ever get her HPV…so this is some stare at some rich model thanks to her mom being a model ass…and her dad being George Clooney’s circle jerk Tequila Party boyfriend….you know celebrity shit…

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2021

29

Mar

Kaia Gerber Topless of the Day

Kaia Gerber Topless

Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s daughter she sold to the industry despite having all the money in the fucking world, her husband sold his Tequila company for something like 1 billion dollars, so there was really no need for Kaia to do anything beyond just chill as a hot celebrity model billionaire daughter….but instead they put her to work but not in anything that would teach her work ethic, or contribute to the overall well being of society, no, they said “pose in pictures cuz you are hot and people will like you cuz of who your mom is”….it’s narcissists raising narcissists…in a evil fucking Malibu location where other narcissists raise narcissists…as they chat about how popular they are on social media….like it matters…because to them it does…..these are THE worst people continuing the WORST values through their fucked up kids who will end up medicating for the trauma with drugs…I think the Cindy Crawford son, Preston, Kaia’s brother is already in rehab or has been…because they’re all fucked up..

So when looking at Kaia in her topless shoot, doing topless modeling, making the family proud, living their dream…think about how fucked up that is on a bunch of levels, because she could be doing more meaningful shit than selling Calvin Klein products…which as you know is meaningful to a generation of losers but in the grand scheme of the world is not meaningful at all.

Kaia Gerber Topless

Kaia Gerber Topless

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2021

10

Mar

Kaia Gerber Panties of the Day

Kaia Gerber Panties

Kaia Gerber is out here in her panties, because if you have a social media account, you have to post your panties, you know, to exist in this world…even when your mom is a super famous model and your dad lucked out by sucking the right Clooney dick and tricking him into investing in some Tequila brand because they are rich and love CABO…..or maybe especially if you’re a rich kid with famous and successful parents sine you have everything you need and showing off your body to a bunch of perverts gives you the same validation normal people get when paying their rent and not being evicted or some shit…you know pride…

I do find it weird that as a rich kid with everything you need, becoming a public over-sharer on social media for the masses is not just a thing to do, but a goal…if you don’t need to do it, then why fucking do it….narcissistic fucks….raised by narcissistic fucks…but at least you know what Cindy Crawford’s daughter looks like in panties…something you’d have to beg to get from girls 10 years ago…but they are out here giving it away for free..

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2021

03

Mar

Kaia Gerber Nipples of the Day

I am a little late to the game on the Kaia Gerber titty for fashion shoot, but I did see it and probably even linked it yesterday, I can’t be too sure, I just didn’t give a fuck about it because there are so many tits out there on a daily basis, some rich as fuck Malibu trash that was groomed to be a model by her model mom, because her mom was so into the experiences and life that modelling gave her, only to sacrifice her CHILD to the industry, assuming it will be a healthy environment because of the last name or Crawford connection, even though any responsible parent knows that it is a TERRIBLE place for kids, especially rich kids to be…but who cares about the kids, we need to compete with our neighbors the Kardashians and whore all of ourselves out for as much attention and money as we can, even though we have more money that GOD…

So I am not really into this whole thing, she gives off nothing but weird vibes all the time and when raised rich in LA, I have little hope for her being interesting, but her tits are out…they just aren’t exciting…in anyway at all….whether she’s a Crawford lookalike or not, I always preferred Schiffer….on that DAVID COPPERFIELD shit…in the 90s you had to choose one or the other, I went German.


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2021

02

Feb

Kaia Gerber’s Pantsless of the Day

Kaia Gerber posted this pantsless pic that I assume is an ad for some T-Shirt company but that could just be her friend’s t-shirt company because I guess that whole vintage t-shirt that you’re wearing went out of style the first time the vintage t-shirt thing happened in 2003….and is making that comeback….

Speaking of comeback’s Kaia, who was groomed by her mom to be this top model, despite having money and resources to not prostitute herself, but I guess they all like getting paid to be themselves…and it’s a second life for Cindy Crawford…her comeback vicariously through her kid….a kid who is so skinny she’d make even the smallest dick look big…which is a thing for those small dicks out there….

To see some pics of her skinny ass in leggings CLICK HERE

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2021

19

Jan

Kaia Gerber Cleavage of the Day

Kaia Gerber’s got her cleavage out in a selfie, because when you’re a serious model thanks to her mom being a serious top model…paving the way to groom this girl into being a trending model of her own…whether social media existed or not, it was written in the stars for her, and there was no way she’d get to be a fat fuck nerd gamer chick, it was stage parented into high fashion because throwing your 15 year old amongst perverts and cocaine is a brilliant strategy, especially when she was raised rich in Malibu and thus already broken….we call that a recipe for premature death..

ANYWAY, since social media does exist, and all you need to do to get paid is some low level slutty content, without leaving your fucking house as brands throw money at you, this is the kind of titty we get…sponsored by some wool company….you know the way I’ve always wanted my small titty semi exposed to be presented to me…CORPORATE SPONSORS on the inner thigh during porn scenes is NEXT!

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2021

12

Jan

Kaia Gerber Cleavage Shot of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, when not being exploited, groomed or conditioned from her mother, finds some “me” time by doing “art” assuming you consider whatever it is she makes art, since I don’t believe in art, I think this is some strategic bullshit attempt to show people the depth to her, despite having no soul, thanks to her mom sucking the soul out of her when she decided to keep her skinny and throw her into modelling. My theory is that Kaia Gerber is just a fat chick abused to not eat, because there are expectations for the family that has everything, and those expectations are that their kids will be relevant to make them feel good about themselves, since having money isn’t enough.

Despite not believing in “art” especially not celebrity children art used as therapy to fill the void….but I am sure there are plenty of people out there who would buy this art as something to cum tribute, because it’s from Cindy Crawford’s daughter and that means something in this world….even if it is actually pretty fucking meaningless..

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