Kaia Gerber is rumored to be fucking Cara Delevingne because it’s some rich person shit of eating the soul of the young and connected for their adrenochrome or whatever the latest conspiracy about all these nut job rich and connected people that the general public look up to for no fucking reason….because they really aren’t that interesting, but I guess the normals are even less interesting….

It’s some get with the trending to keep yourself trending predator shit….but who are we to care or judge what an empty Kaia Gerber who was groomed by her mom to be this skinny “model” she’s working on, something welcomed because it’s not a Jenner or Hadid but probably an equally annoying, 18 year old version of them with the same Malibu rich kid struggles….and everything about her, her family, her upbringing, her world is pretty fucking shit….they just think it is great because these people are all fucking nut jobs.

So instead of working on school, using her money to do cool projects, she’s taking the daily bikini selfie to keep her personal brand going…and I guess it looks pretty good if you don’t think about how fucked up the whole thing is.

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