Kaia Gerber is down in Mexico, probably at the family compound where her dad and his other rich friends came up with the concept of appropriating Mexican culture by finding a tequila producer that they buy cheap tequila from, to market and sell to Americans at a super premium pice through marketing, only to sell it for a billion dollars….

She is the super fucking skinny Cindy Crawford daughter who gets marketed as her young twin, which has got the conspiracy theorist in me wondering if she’s a clone….

However, looking at her little ass and lack of a waist-to-hip ratio, I think her place in the world of the reptilian satanic elite is far weirder…

If you’ve ever seen Sleep Away Camp, the 80s movie where the girl ends up having a dick because her crazy aunt who adopted her always wanted a girl, you’ll get where I am going with this.

The Satanists like inverted truth and there’s a huge conspiracy that a lot of the babes in Hollywood are actually dudes, so if that’s true, the idea that Crawford, a stage parent, since her model daughter could be in med school or running her own brand or learning actual life skills, but instead has been put into modelling….

SO yeah, the stage mom who wanted her daughter to continue the family legacy of models since they don’t need the money….would NEED to have a daughter, so with a few paid off doctors, she’s rich, she could have created one AFTER BIRTH….

It’s not that far fetched when looking at the ass straight on, from the side, it’s got more pop to it, but I guess we’ll have to ask PETE DAVIDSON for his insider scoop on the pussy, since he was apparently up in it with his potential AIDS dick, and he’d likely know if it was an actual vagina, or an anus with a set of balls hanging over it.

Either way, she’s skinny and a model, so who cares if the CONSPIRACY is real or not, she’s in a THONG bikini and that’s a GOOD time…especially on ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY.

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