It’s cold as shit in these parts, winter is the fucking worst, painful experience one can experience and anyone who tells you otherwise, is a fucking psychopath…

There’s a reason it’s the most popular time of the year to kill yourself, when going outside is painful as shit, and you’re not even rewarded by bitches half naked and running around, like in the summer…

I guess some cucks out her with their high estrogen from the birth control in the water would argue that going out can also be painful as shit, just not physically painful like the bitter cold raping your every joint and exposed skin, it can be emotionally painful, fucking pussy who doesn’t know what real fucking problems, sitting at home and hide and cry to yourself about made up shit…..grow up.

Anyway, I like to turn to tanlines to imagine that endless surf bum, beach bum, pina colada, creeping on bitches changing out of their bikinis, only to show off their sunkissed bodies and tanlines….

Even though, tanlines still exist in the cold, dark north…it’s just out of a bottle or some ex stripper with a budding entrepreneurial spirit who gives spray tans out of her sprinter van….unfortunately not live streamed how we’d want it to be…

I’m more into aspirational, uplifting, hot weather fantasies than remote spray tan operations….so as far as I’m concerned these pics are FOR that, even if they are probably from a can they’ll discover is toxic and cancer causing in 10 years.

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