I guess Ellie Goulding is not a natural blonde and is now living life as a brunette since she’s retired from the limelight….which means if she has a bush, and she probably doesn’t, cuz she’s not that cool, I mean she’s probably not cool at all….but if she has a bush, it’s not the coveted and exciting blonde bush…is there a name for that, like the white chocolate brownie?

I mean ginger cunts are fire crotch and about 1000 other derogatory things that would give a ginger bitch with a neon pubic hair a complex that would likely cause some sexual dysfunction….even if it’s cool, it’s still fun to laugh at and make fun of to give the girl with it a complex…you know that’s the WHOLE point of being a bully….

We’ll call the blonde bush YELLOW FEVER, no wait that’s for dudes with an Asian Fetish you’re probably not allowed to say because Asian girls have infiltrated through men having Yellow Fever due to their cultural tending to a man’s needs for a Greencard….what about YELLOW GASH….probably still seen as Asian hate, they have exclusivity on the adjective YELLOW when describing anything but the color…..

We’ll think of something…..Albino Cunt .or I guess it’d be ALBINISM CUNT, gotta keep it PC….don’t want to get cancelled…

….LIGHT LABIA….PALE PUBIS….DITZY FRONTHOLE….

Yeah, 36 year old, British, rich as shit, even tough she only had one real hit in AMerica, Ellie Goulding and her non blonde bush are in a bikini showing off her mom body, which has abs and that’s peculiar, unusual, but if you’re going to be a breeder, and I recommend most women be breeders, unless they want a life of sadness and cats, you might as well be FIT about it….INNIT.

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