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2019

22

Apr

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

Ellie Goulding Bikini

Nothing says Easter Miracle – like Ellie Goulding in a Bikini…right?

I don’t know about you, but as a Canadian, there’s nothing I think of more during Easter Weekend, than the Queen of England…and England is the place that made Ellie Goulding a huge star…despite none of us knowing who she is…which again makes this Easter Miracle…hardly a fucking miracle but rather pop star no one’s really heard of in a bikini….

ANd that’s that.

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2019

03

Apr

Ellie Goulding Almost Naked of the Day

Ellie Goulding Almost Naked

Her name is Ellie Goulding….she was a hipster popstar from the UK who had one hit in America..and who continues to exist all these years later…thanks to only needing one hit to exist…

It’s like people spend a life trying to build out some big idea, or do something great…working away, slaving in some cases…often times for people who don’t even give a shit about them…you know the company owners…when all you need is one fucking hit…that requires zero fucking skill…it can even just be a viral video…you don’t even need to know how to sing…and if you’re a girl…do it with your tits out….get that fucking money so you can ELLIE GOULDING and just cruise through the rest of her fucking life accomplishing zero, cuz she’s already got that one hit…

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2019

27

Feb

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

Ellie Goulding Bikini

Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures….or would you say that she’s a man face….either way..not the hottest face…but a face that’s made a lot of money with at least one hit song…exploiting hipsters to have a bit of a aesthetic for her music while still being shitty UK pop, which in the event you didn’t know, there’s a lot of….most doesn’t make it to America but ELLIE did….

Ellie also got in a bikini to show you that her body is more interesting to look at than her face…which is the case for most people, except maybe fat people…

Slutty bikini selfies….the foundation of Today’s America.

Ellie Goulding Bikini

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2017

25

Dec

Ellie Goulding Christmas Throwback of the Day

Ellie Goulding in a christmas bra and underwear

I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is CHRISTMAS!!!

These are old slutty photos, but a nice reminder that Christmas cheer and Christmas tradition, apply to slutty pics, she was younger and better then….all in her underwear for the birth of Christ.

Ellie Goulding in a red and white robe

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2017

02

Oct

Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day

Ellie Goulding's Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day

Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed..

I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty.

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2017

07

Jul

Ellie Goulding Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…

She’s a little doughy….but in bikini….which is enough for all you perverts because a little doughy on a bitch never stopped any of you from jerking off because you have low standards, low expectations, seriously look away from your screen for a second and take a look at your surroundings and realize…you’re a fucking fail….you don’t want anything good for yourself…not even british popstars in bikinis…you’ll take it all…anything you can get…without any effort…you’re pathetic…

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2017

02

Jun

Ellie Goulding Bikini Top of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who posts close up pics of her tits – because I guess she’s into the way they are looking in this selfie and I am sure her fans and people who don’t give a fuck about her or her music because they’ve never heard of Ellie Goulding – appreciate that behavior..because without the bikini selfies…the world would be a terribly dark and miserable place…

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2017

09

Feb

Ellie Goulding in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a UK popstar…who had one big hit song that was on the radio all the fucking time…over and over again…to the point where you’d want to choke her out…and after looking at her slutty pics for social media…you’d probably want to choke her out in a romantic way….in the bedroom…while banging her…because girls, all girls, except maybe the lesbian kind are really into violent sex. Usually they are under 25 and as someone who remembers when that would be something that would have been frowned upon back in the 90s…it’s always weird to participate in…but these girls who grow up on porn beg for this shit…they love this shit…and if you don’t punch them in the face while banging them…they get mad….whether it is daddy issues, social media insecurities, or just porn…it doesn’t matter, it weirds me out…but the whole world is a terribly fucked up place….and here’s Ellie Goulding hitting a tire with her anger…

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2016

06

Sep

Ellie GOulding May Have Nipples of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a dress because that’s what nipples are for…and it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays….and you’re not hipster at all…but you are worth 26 million dollars…because shit fucking pays…

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but then again they sneak this shit up on you…knowing you don’t care to hear it – but insisting you listen to it…to get play and get people paid…she’s just a piece of the massive equation…

The best thing about these pics is that she’s wearing a see through shirt, for a movie premiere, but not any movie premiere…another Renee Zelwegger new movie with her new face….who was also at the premiere and who you can see Showing Some Leg of the Day HERE

But why look at that mangled old lady, when you can stare at ELLIE GOULDING, who I guess made the theme song for the movie, nipples…right…

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2016

12

Jul

Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits…

She also wore a white dress –

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