Ellie Goulding, FORMER VEGAN, current fitness addict because it helps her deal with her anxiety issues of being rich as shit, or maybe of having nightmares of having had sex with SKRILLEX back in 2012 when she likely launched her career off his back, a career that has been pretty fucking lucrative we a ton of hit songs over the decade….

The UK pop tart has something like 14 million followers, is a mom, but has some abs thanks to the over-exercising, which she’s showing off in these pics.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s hot, or interesting, or even good at making music that excites my soul, but she’s in a bikini and that’s usually enough with these whores who don’t deserve the success they have, yet have the success they have due to the stars aligning or proper dicks they sucked…or really because the general population are fucking retards…

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It was the BRIT AWARDS and I am sure no one really gave a shit, besides maybe the event organizers, or the low grade talent that was there trying to get noticed, knowing that the red carpet images would get put on the PR wire and that the world will know they exist…

Like Iris Law in a Bikini Top or Ashnikko pushing the ALIEN AGENDA with a sheer dress with weird growths on herself ….weird….

Ellie Goulding, who I guess is a more established talent, as she’s pushing 40 years old and has some hits under her belt came through with a breastplate, which I’ll assume is a cast of her body, with tit and nipple and I think it’s pretty funny, because it makes the sheer dress, titty flash for attention to another weird fucking level….one with production value that requires work like she’s some sort of medieval knight….not so weird.

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I guess Ellie Goulding is not a natural blonde and is now living life as a brunette since she’s retired from the limelight….which means if she has a bush, and she probably doesn’t, cuz she’s not that cool, I mean she’s probably not cool at all….but if she has a bush, it’s not the coveted and exciting blonde bush…is there a name for that, like the white chocolate brownie?

I mean ginger cunts are fire crotch and about 1000 other derogatory things that would give a ginger bitch with a neon pubic hair a complex that would likely cause some sexual dysfunction….even if it’s cool, it’s still fun to laugh at and make fun of to give the girl with it a complex…you know that’s the WHOLE point of being a bully….

We’ll call the blonde bush YELLOW FEVER, no wait that’s for dudes with an Asian Fetish you’re probably not allowed to say because Asian girls have infiltrated through men having Yellow Fever due to their cultural tending to a man’s needs for a Greencard….what about YELLOW GASH….probably still seen as Asian hate, they have exclusivity on the adjective YELLOW when describing anything but the color…..

We’ll think of something…..Albino Cunt .or I guess it’d be ALBINISM CUNT, gotta keep it PC….don’t want to get cancelled…

….LIGHT LABIA….PALE PUBIS….DITZY FRONTHOLE….

Yeah, 36 year old, British, rich as shit, even tough she only had one real hit in AMerica, Ellie Goulding and her non blonde bush are in a bikini showing off her mom body, which has abs and that’s peculiar, unusual, but if you’re going to be a breeder, and I recommend most women be breeders, unless they want a life of sadness and cats, you might as well be FIT about it….INNIT.

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I’ve never given a fuck about UK pop music, because for the most part, the UK has some of the worst pop music around…by boy bands and singers you’ve never heard of because only a handful make it over to America with one or two hits….while the rest are just kept in the UK to be low level famous, maybe to get cast in Celebrity Big Brother or their other “I am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here” bullshit…

I’ve always just assumed Ellie Goulding was one of those people, but her hit song that went viral in America was huge. I don’t remember it, like I couldn’t sing it to you, not that I could sing anything to you, I don’t believe in singing….or have those capabilities…but I know it was about fire…and that shit was EVERYWHERE…allowing her to One Hit Wonder her way out of the limelight, gone and forgotten, but apparently a dude came in her and she’s celebrating that like it’s a good thing…hormonal tits and slutty pregnancy pics we didn’t need cuz we know all pregnant chicks are sluts…they have to be in order to get pregnant..we took 9th grade biology dummy..

I don’t know what chemical imbalance happens for these people, where they feel the need to get naked cuz they are knocked up, but they all see to do it…probably narcissism…you know like people who masturbate in front of the mirror…only clearly her mirror masturbation ends with cum up in her….THE PROOF IS IN THE GUNT.

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Dude, Ellie Goulding’s face, what kind of cartoon Inspector Gadget look is that?

I mean thank god for the tits in the bikinis, which brings up a great point, which is how important tits are to the moderately hot girl or the monster faced girl like Ellie Goulding because you almost want to give her a pass not a fail for the bikini bike ride, I mean there are far worse looking recording artists out there and her broken down Inspector Gadget looking grill isn’t THAT bad…when she’s in a bikini but seriously, why even bother showing it, to prove that it’s you? Maybe just get a tattoo on the cleavage so we can crop the face out all together…I mean this is internet life, not real life, why not just focus on the good and save the rest for dudes who have to wake up next to you after they fuck you cuz of your celebrity and money and all that…people are groupies…I mean its a tradeoff!

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Ellie Goulding is some useless UK popstar who most recently came out as having IMPOSTER SYNDROME in terms of her success…she knows in her core she’s a scam that doesn’t deserve any of the money she’s made…which I agree with….she’s a fucking IMPOSTER who mooched off some charting songs and is now set for life…where she can spend her money and time on posting up pics of her nipples in a sheer bra because that’s the era we live in and more importantly that is her true calling. You know a girl who just assumed she was going to be some tits on the internet accidentally landing a record deal and hit song….going back to what her true passion is…tits on the internet….and it is definitely some of her best work to date…even if you don’t give a fuck about Ellie Goulding….you can stare at her tits and it’s great.

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