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2017

25

Dec

Ellie Goulding Christmas Throwback of the Day

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I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is CHRISTMAS!!!

These are old slutty photos, but a nice reminder that Christmas cheer and Christmas tradition, apply to slutty pics, she was younger and better then….all in her underwear for the birth of Christ.

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2017

02

Oct

Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed..

I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty.

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2017

07

Jul

Ellie Goulding Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…

She’s a little doughy….but in bikini….which is enough for all you perverts because a little doughy on a bitch never stopped any of you from jerking off because you have low standards, low expectations, seriously look away from your screen for a second and take a look at your surroundings and realize…you’re a fucking fail….you don’t want anything good for yourself…not even british popstars in bikinis…you’ll take it all…anything you can get…without any effort…you’re pathetic…

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2017

02

Jun

Ellie Goulding Bikini Top of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who posts close up pics of her tits – because I guess she’s into the way they are looking in this selfie and I am sure her fans and people who don’t give a fuck about her or her music because they’ve never heard of Ellie Goulding – appreciate that behavior..because without the bikini selfies…the world would be a terribly dark and miserable place…

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2017

09

Feb

Ellie Goulding in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a UK popstar…who had one big hit song that was on the radio all the fucking time…over and over again…to the point where you’d want to choke her out…and after looking at her slutty pics for social media…you’d probably want to choke her out in a romantic way….in the bedroom…while banging her…because girls, all girls, except maybe the lesbian kind are really into violent sex. Usually they are under 25 and as someone who remembers when that would be something that would have been frowned upon back in the 90s…it’s always weird to participate in…but these girls who grow up on porn beg for this shit…they love this shit…and if you don’t punch them in the face while banging them…they get mad….whether it is daddy issues, social media insecurities, or just porn…it doesn’t matter, it weirds me out…but the whole world is a terribly fucked up place….and here’s Ellie Goulding hitting a tire with her anger…

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2016

06

Sep

Ellie GOulding May Have Nipples of the Day

Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a dress because that’s what nipples are for…and it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays….and you’re not hipster at all…but you are worth 26 million dollars…because shit fucking pays…

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but then again they sneak this shit up on you…knowing you don’t care to hear it – but insisting you listen to it…to get play and get people paid…she’s just a piece of the massive equation…

The best thing about these pics is that she’s wearing a see through shirt, for a movie premiere, but not any movie premiere…another Renee Zelwegger new movie with her new face….who was also at the premiere and who you can see Showing Some Leg of the Day HERE

But why look at that mangled old lady, when you can stare at ELLIE GOULDING, who I guess made the theme song for the movie, nipples…right…

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2016

12

Jul

Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits…

She also wore a white dress –

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2016

17

May

Ellie Goulding in a Flare of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is grabbing her tits in a mesh shirt for a magazine, because this is how press is supposed to be done – when you want people to know who you are, or to talk about you…but you’re not quite ready to get fully naked, even though if I went through the archives, you’ve already been fully naked, just not for FLARE, because they’re more tame than that…and they make pretty shitty pics, but famous girls from the UK who perform at Music festivals grabbing tits..is better than nothing…not much better…but still better…

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2016

29

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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The other day we were given a gift that like most gifts when people don’t like you – and are instead forced to give you gifts because they drew your name out of a hat at the company gift exchange – fucking sucked…but that involved Ellie Goulding’s crotch in a pink bikini from a weird pervert voyeur angle comparable to upskirts on the bus by creepers…

Well, it turns out she’s still in Miami, still uneventful, but more eventful than anything she’s done in her career…and we like bikinis…even on UK popstar trash..

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If you Don’t like that UK POPSTAR trash in a bikini here’s Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini and she’s LEGIT UK trash in a bikini – not even POPSTAR…

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2016

27

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding Crotch Shot…is the best song she’s ever sung…it’s better than any of the garbage on the radio that we’ve been polluted with despite never asking to listen to it..in what I would consider EAR rape…

This is the best performance she’s ever had, better than any Coachella headline….it’s the best dress she’s ever worn…despite her soft little belly you think she’d use her famous chick money to tone…it’s the best thing she’s ever done…except maybe film herself suck dick…but I haven’t got access to that content…so I’ll just stare at her paparazzi pussy.

Now I know this isn’t that good, but either is her music…so it remains her best work yet…

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I mean other than THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES or THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES ….

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