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2016

12

Jul

Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits…

She also wore a white dress –

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2016

17

May

Ellie Goulding in a Flare of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is grabbing her tits in a mesh shirt for a magazine, because this is how press is supposed to be done – when you want people to know who you are, or to talk about you…but you’re not quite ready to get fully naked, even though if I went through the archives, you’ve already been fully naked, just not for FLARE, because they’re more tame than that…and they make pretty shitty pics, but famous girls from the UK who perform at Music festivals grabbing tits..is better than nothing…not much better…but still better…

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2016

29

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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The other day we were given a gift that like most gifts when people don’t like you – and are instead forced to give you gifts because they drew your name out of a hat at the company gift exchange – fucking sucked…but that involved Ellie Goulding’s crotch in a pink bikini from a weird pervert voyeur angle comparable to upskirts on the bus by creepers…

Well, it turns out she’s still in Miami, still uneventful, but more eventful than anything she’s done in her career…and we like bikinis…even on UK popstar trash..

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If you Don’t like that UK POPSTAR trash in a bikini here’s Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini and she’s LEGIT UK trash in a bikini – not even POPSTAR…

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2016

27

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding Crotch Shot…is the best song she’s ever sung…it’s better than any of the garbage on the radio that we’ve been polluted with despite never asking to listen to it..in what I would consider EAR rape…

This is the best performance she’s ever had, better than any Coachella headline….it’s the best dress she’s ever worn…despite her soft little belly you think she’d use her famous chick money to tone…it’s the best thing she’s ever done…except maybe film herself suck dick…but I haven’t got access to that content…so I’ll just stare at her paparazzi pussy.

Now I know this isn’t that good, but either is her music…so it remains her best work yet…

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I mean other than THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES or THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES ….

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2015

22

Dec

Ellie Goulding VS Rita Ora UK Singing SLUTS for Instagram of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a hipster UK popstar, which I guess takes away the hipster from her job description, but I guess she dresses like one, even though hipster as a concept and style is pretty fucking pop these days…and the real hipsters in the world are the homeless people…who actually don’t give a fuck…all covered in feces and urine…playing their instruments and doing their show on the street corner for some money for drugs and booze…while the fake hipsters are calculated, in the latest trends that make them look homeless, at a cost of 400 dollars a pair of jeans…

Well – she posted a bra pic, because I guess she’s having a battle for the hotter pics with her UK hipster counterpart, who you may know as Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora, who I know as “fucked her way to the top, not that she’s at the top, but people know who she is, thanks to her tits, and strategic sex”….

I don’t care who won, they’ve both fucking won…we’re the losers just lookin’ at them…

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2015

01

Dec

Elle Goulding Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding has nipples…that she wants you to see…as most girls with nipples do…

It’s like they sexualize their nipples more than guys sexualize nipples…all temping us with them and making us look at them…even when some of us only really care about looking at your asshole while fucking your pussy…

It’s like some days the nipple is a “suck on my tits while I cum”…and other days it’s “my nipples aren’t sex objects, stop, MAN”…

Get your fucking story straight…sshole…

If you don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, or what nipples you’re looking at, I can assure you, her “work” will not be life changing

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2015

26

Oct

Ellie Goulding and the Pretty Little Liars Tits at MTV Europe of the DAy

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MTV Europe had a bullshit award show that means absolutely nothing to anyone in the industry, but that I guess is just another excuse to celebrate and market these idiots who have already won …and there were tits in attendance because it is Europe and Europe loves tits…and tits love award shows..it is that stamp of approval their dad never gave them…

I guess the Pretty Little Liars show, that is hugely popular with kids here…is being pushed in Europe so they sent over their Canadian cast member, who is on her own publicity campaign to separate herself from the show and do her own tween thing for her tween fans, and she is doing it with her tits…

I’ve heard of people who grew up with her saying she was a diva cunt, even before she was famous or on TV, and I guess you need to be a diva cunt to pull off this scam being pulled off…not the showing of her tits…but the thinking she deserves to get paid stupid money to pretend she’s someone else on screen in something that requires little to no talent…

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TO SEE ASHLEY BENSON CHUBBY IN A DRESS CLICK HERE

Singer ELLIE GOULDING was also there…

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2015

06

Oct

Ellie Goulding Nipples of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some UK “hipster” bitch and by hipster bitch…I mean a girl who played hipster bitch knowing hipster was trendy and would pay the fuck out….and now…like all hipster bitches she’s showing her nipples in a magazine…because it’s the trendy hipster thing to do…especially when you’re trying to maintain your hipster hustle since shit fucking pays….

I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, but I probably have, I just don’t listen to music, because I’m one of those lunatics who thinks the record industry is dumbing us down, programming us, and just shoving subliminal messages into our minds to make us consume garbage…I mean why else would all these fucking idiots exist…I mean besides because of their tits…like these Ellie Goulding tits…that all of a sudden make her…matter..

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2015

02

Oct

Ellie Goulding Big Tits of the Day

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In fascinating, Ellie Goulding news….who is Ellie Goulding…I don’t fucking know, but she’s worth 26 million dollars…but lives off 10 dollars a day…at least in her mind…

The reality is that she probably has a mansion, a business, a staff, an everything is just handled…

There is food in the fridge, her clothes are all given to her for free…and like all famous people…doesn’t need to spend money…

I would argue that no celebrity spends more than 10 dollars of cash a day…I would argue that everyone who is famous has leeches who like surrounding these famous people…and paying for everything for those famous people..

I am pretty sure Lohan has never even felt a dollar bill and not because her family rapes her…and not because she’s not working…but because she’s just never had it in her hand….I don’t know why I made this about Lohan….but I guess all I do is Lohan…

Here she is in a Magazine…with tits…who is Ellie Goulding again?

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2015

03

Aug

Ellie Goulding Bikini Picture of the Day

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I think these pictures are some of Ellie Goulding’s best work…

Here’s an interview I had with myself about it:

Who’s Ellie Goulding? A UK Pop singer…

Why do you care? You Don’t…

Why did I post this? Her ass is bending over for the paparazzi while grinding up to her dude…

Why is this important? It’s not…I just like watching people fuck, I’m a creepy pervert and I guess in world, this is as close to seeing her inner slut, until she leaks nudes or a sex tape when her celebrity starts fading…

Is there anything I’d like to add? Yes, I am pretty depressed that like a teenage girl, I have a blog and talk about this nonsense, that I’ve never cared about, maybe that’s why I’m not successful….but still would have preferred this to have more anal.

Do I think being successful is important? Not as important as finger fucking a UK popstar on the beach in public to try to find excitement in life…

That interview sucked.

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