I don’t know if Ellie Goulding bikini pics matter…

I mean I know she’s got a bunch of shitty, easy to market, overplayed popsongs that you probably know the lyrics to and that you may catch yourself singing along to, even though they make you want to rip out your eardrums after shooting yourself in the dick…but you’re still singing along because the music industry has paid scientists to figure out how to brainwash you by sending you messages through these overly commercial songs sung by puppets..it’s the only explanation for it…

Science has also developed fitness regimes to have fit round asses..that I’m not sure Ellie Goulding bother’s with, because I guess she’s a robot and this is how they make us think she’s human…

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Ellie Goulding looks like Kesha, or Ke$ha, depending how big of an asshole you are…because I guess they are the same fucking person…who make shitty pop songs that idiots eat up thanks to aggressive marketing campaigns from aggressive record labels who virtually own them…because that’s how the record industry works now…find some ambitious little twat, give her a salary, make her a star, and rape her earnings until the contract is up…which makes sense to me…I mean all these idiots are interchangeable..

All that to say…here are her tits…from the side…working on being famous…which is probably better than any of her shitty fucking songs…

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The only thing I really know about this Ellie Goulding character is that she had a very overplayed, overproduced, silly song that was on the radio A LOT the last year, and I hate her for it…it’s like one of those pop stars that was heavily owned by the label or distributor, and in turn played heavily on the radio because of payola, even if payola is against the rules, they find a way, otherwise pop music wouldn’t exist and good music would be on the radio, because I believe in humanity, even if I shouldn’t and I know that they know a shit song when they hear one, and that their brain washed singing along is just a product of being overexposed to the crap…there is no way people are calling in requests for her shit, unless they work for the label and they are trying to extort the public for cash…

But today I learned something new about her, and that is that she works out in shorts. Fascinating stuff.

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I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…I have a feeling she’s one of those brain washing performers who sings songs you know all the words of – even though you’ve never intentionally listened to it….but I’m more into her self produced bikini stunts…all hand stands…because her tits look perky like that…

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I hear Ellie Goulding’s music on the radio all the time and I hate it…but now that I’m seeing her hot little body and tits in her bikini…I love it. In fact I am all about it. I guess I see how she got a record deal, because I assume people are like me…pretty easy to win over…when bikinis and young bodies are involved.

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Ellie Goulding is always on the fucking radio and I hate her stupid voice…but I guess that stupid voice has raped my mind enough for me to look at these pics of her in what may be a see through top and think…she’s not a dumb looking as she sounds in that fucking gotta let them burn brain washing song that is always on the radio and that I shouldn’t even know exists, but thanks to the media raping us everywhere we go, I do…but when nippleless tits in magazines make an appearance, I guess, it all seems ok…it’s all part of the illuminati brainwashing strategy.

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Ellie Goulding is topless in Marie Claire UK…well technically topless because she’s not wearing clothes…but not topless enough since we can’t see her nipples getting milked the way all topless pics should be…

But we have seen her TOPLESS IN FLAUNT …or at least she’s shown off her hipster rocker nippples that weren’t all that hot but still happened and once your nipples exist on the internet there is really no need to ever wear a shirt in pictures again – you kinda lay the groundwork for yourself to be topless for life…and not just topless like this…and the real issue in all this is why the fuck am I talking about Ellie Goulding…

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Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who everyone likes…and by everyone, I mean hipsters…they fucking go nuts for this bitch…but I don’t think I have ever really heard her or of her…but I have SEEN HER DUMPY IN A BIKINI TOP back in march, where I guess she was prepping becoming a bit of a sex object people masturbate to, cuz that’s really all girls want…it’s some genetic animal instinct shit that says “fuck my singing, I’ve already done that, let’s show off my ass hanging out of shorts, my tits in a bikini top, and in a few months my nipples in a magazine, only will play it off like it’s some high concept nipple showing, and not me being a slut, cuz parents who buy albums for their kids, don’t like sluts, but nipple for fashion, that shit is art”….did you like my Ellie Goulding impression? I did too, it got me hard…but that could be cuz it is morning and my penis is surprising me with the last fumes of testosterone I have left, or maybe it’s cuz I’ve seen her nipples for fashion…

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I’ve posted Ellie Goulding in her bikini before, and it was uneventful last time, and just as uneventful this time.

Maybe it is cuz I am not her fan and I don’t know who she is. Maybe it is cuz I don’t find her hipster ass hanging out of her jean shorts hot, even though tI think I do, or maybe it is that some things just don’t change…

But I am posting it anyway cuz I have nothing better going on….and really it is not all that bad.

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I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is wearing a bikini….and bikinis…as much as they may be disgusting on some hags….are still bikinis…and thus must be celebrated….even if the girl in the bikini isn’t even the girl I am posting on…but how would I know that….since I have no idea who the girl I am posting on is….but I do know one thing…and that is bikinis….or at least how to spot them….and that concludes this riveting investigative journalism post I’ve failed at.

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