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2024

25

Nov

Hollywood Wife Rita Ora in Concert of the Day

Rita Ora is hugely famous but never really broke through as the Popstar she wanted to be, at least I don’t think she did, but then again, I thought Charl XCX only played at malls and night clubs, because I am out of touch and forget that life evolves when you’re not a troll reclusive with a website like me!

I guess I just decided Rita Ora was fired from Jay-Z’s label because Rihanna was jealous of her being more talented, so Ora got paid out and had to do the whole LA party girl with big tits for the paparazzi thing to keep her name in the news while sitting on her pile of money, knowing that one day she’d break through on her own and prove all the haters and the dudes who fired her wrong.

Now, I don’t know if that’s the official story, I am PRETTY fucking lazy and googling RITA ORA’s life story seems like a waste of effort when I’m only here for her tits…

Through it all, she’s had a rocking set of tits, now that she’s in her 30s, it may not be as good of a set of tits, plus she found fitness but still tits…

She’s in concert, in white, because she’s clearly a virgin and this is the content.

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2024

28

Aug

Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day

Rita Ora’s a brave woman….because she produced some content around her laying on her back with her tits all sprawled out, which would normally be the position that most woman don’t want to be seen in, the missionary position, because it flattens the tits, especially big tits out, into some kind of pancake…destroying any semblance of perky tit…which big tit owners try to maintain for as long as they can with their big tits…knowing one day that shit will be hanging past their waste and ready to be tucked into their damn boxers.

TUCK Yo’ Titties in Yo’ Boxers…

Anyway, she’s taken up middle-aged fitness and in doing that she’s also losing the once glorious tits, so she’s on a potentially slippery slope…but she’s managing to survive…

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2024

23

Aug

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

I guess I feel a loyalty to Rita Ora as the original Albanian refugee turned popstar, who wasn’t quite as lucky as other Albanian popstars, because her label dropped her and paid her out a ton of money, forcing her to fend for herself on instagram….while the other Albanian refugees became DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA…who is too fat to be a refugee…but I guess if you were a refugee you’d eat all the food you could after the trauma of childhood starvation…

So yeah, I did a DUA LIPA birthday post, when the real ALBANIAN of our hearts and minds is Rita Ora and the fat tits.

She’s older now, morphing into middle aged woman who works out a lot, deflated tits that can’t support the weight of what were once nice big naturals….and an ass equivalently lacking soul…all drained of life and almost dude-like.but I can’t do a DUA LIPA post and leave RITA ORA out of it…her tits have done far too much for all of us to ignore…

She’s in Ibiza in a bikini…a thong bikini and she may look weathered but she’s wonderful because of our history…When you love someone, you see past their rot and appreciate their current look because you are able to reference the titty pics of yore….not the I love Rita Ora…but she’s been pretty consistent with those tits and that helps a lazy blogger….WE ARE IN IT TOGETHER.

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2024

06

Aug

Rita Ora’s Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Rita Ora is old as shit by now, but she’s a familiar face or set of tits in the celebrity landscape and has been for a long time.

She’s basically the Charli XCX before Charli XCX graduated high school, who like Charli XCX came to America and made a lot of money, but never quite hitting it big….

Only, Charli XCX didn’t give up and those tits we all saw go to all those parties over the years finally go validated like a parking at the mall.

Rita Ora’s not quite as lucky, but she married some New Zealand super star Hollywood director and writer, so her music career is more of a rich wife keeping busy thing..

She’s in bikini, she’s been working out, her tits still sloppy and I’m into it….

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2024

16

Jul

Rita Ora in a Dress of the Day

I wonder why I never called her Rita Whora…

I have really disappointed myself and the people who come here for my witty puns…

Not that I know how to pun, but the fact that I never called the shameless titty self promoter who made it, then had to fake it til she made it because Rihanna got her fired, only to finally start making it all these laters….WHORA when her name is ORA…shocks me…

So let’s just make this post about me and how much of a disappointing hack I am as we stare at Rita in a dress..

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2024

08

Jul

Rita Ora Takes a Shower to Sell her Shit of the Day

Unfortunately for some of you, Rita Ora is not selling her actual shit to her shit fetishist fans who want to smear themselves in her shit…not that buying the shit out of context would really be appealing to most shit fetishists, I think the highlight of a shit fetishist, at least from an outsider’s perspective would be seeing the actual shit leave the anus, that way you get to see the fucking anus open up for the shit and you know they’re not just duping you with dog shit or shit they’ve imported from the rivers of INDIA…

Anyway, Rita Ora and her big tits are selling their own direct to consumer brand of products because that’s how you get paid these days, you can be a millionaire or a billionaire with that social media following, so make the choice…

In her shameless self promotion she took the fans into the shower with her, wearing not one but TWO shirts to protect her nipples from being seen, but at least her underwear was jacked up her ass, and that her nips were powerful to break through the layers of oppression she put on them….

Watch Rita Ora Shower for Instagram….or check her out with GIANT PASTIES at some event for CHERYL TWEEDY COLE WHATEVER THE FUCK and her band GIRLS ALOUD on their COMEBACK tour…. CLICK HERE

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2024

15

May

Rita Ora’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

I feel like I didn’t post Rita Ora’s tits at the Met Gala that she attended because she matters in a big way, in part thanks to the big tits, but maybe because she’s been in the scene for as long as she has, I don’t know these things….

I just can’t believe I didn’t post her tits, when I love her tits, they are great tits, even when they are old and married tits….

I did a disservice to the pop star…and to myself…

Luckily, she posted some slutty selfies in her underwear, as these whores do, not to say Rita’s a whore, but posting soiled underwear pics to show off the bod you think looks cute in the reflection, is a little whorish…

She’s older, she’s rough looking from being older, looking a lot like a wet poodle about to get run over after already being run over…. it happens, but she’s still lovely in her photoshopped selfies that LIE.

She also posted another underwear pic…FUN

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2024

01

May

Rita Ora’s Titty Scratch of the Day

I like Rita Ora. She’s got great tits, even in her old age….not that these pics include her great tits, but they are there somewhere, unless she Angelina Jolie’d herself in her old age.

Rita Ora feels familiar, like fucking your high school girlfriend every year you go back home for Christmas.

She’s been a consistent figure in the pop culture scene for a very long fucking time. In the beginning, laughed at her shameless attempt to be a viral sensation after being forgotten by the record label that brought her over. Not because she wasn’t worthy, but because they had Rihanna and Rihanna was a jealous cunt about the new girl with great tits, since she had great tits….

Most people don’t know what she’s famous for, or that she even sings, they just think she’s a Phoebe Price type of celebrity, and that’s fine with me.

She doesn’t really change that narrative when she posts slutty selfies that at one time would NEVER be made public, girls would FEAR their panty pics got leaked for embarrassment, future opportunities, future husbands…PANTY PICS would have ruined everything and now PANTY PICS are everything….everyone’s posting their shit like we’re hiding in their closet watching them…amazing, but lazy voyeurism takes out the excitement of hiding in the closet watching them….hoping to not get caught…

The internet ruins everything, but at least it breeds whores. World class, top tier whores!

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2024

02

Apr

Rita Ora’s Rockin Body of the Day

Rita Ora just launched a direct to consumer hair brand, because direct to consumer products is how these people get really fucking rich, but in Rita Ora’s case, it’s one of her only options because people don’t seem to hire her as much as they should.

Sure, she’s rich as shit and is a hot bodied celebrity with rockin’ tits. Sure, she gets some paid jobs, but it’s not anything like the other celebrities out there with even less followers than Rita Ora. It’s like someone has it out for her, despite checking all the boxes…the way we’d like to check her box…if you know what I mean, how could you not?

This post isn’t about the business of Rita Ora or her tits, I mean maybe it’s about her tits, but it’s not about how she isn’t taken seriously as a celebrity while she does make stupid money consistently….

It’s about some pics of her fit body in a bikini circulating from Australia, where I guess she lives, since her husband the filmmaker is probably based out of there…and I guess it’s also about her one-piece catsuit showing off her fit body, because who really gives a fuck about the trials and tribulations of Rita Ora unless those Trials and Tribulations are in the form of sex tapes, riding the mechanical bull, wrestling, or trying to eat herself out.

She’s older, but doing fitness, so rotting at a slower pace. Critical survival tools.

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