How about some fat ass Rita Ora to celebrate some tits that were almost really famous before getting cut from her record contract, only to make herself really famous with her tits.

She’s post menopausal now, with some fat ass and tits, while the rest of her looks a little too ripped, which happens with all that lack of estrogen…increased testosterone….menopause fetish shit…

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Rita Ora must be feeling hot. It seems like she’s either working out, or starving herself out, maybe strategically getting face injections, or just using face filters….because she’s taking slutty selfies of her moderately ripped body.

She’s managed to keep some of her tit, while losing a lot of her tit, she’s still got tits…which I guess is the tradeoff of wanting a tighter bodied girl who was slowing growing into the tits because she is in her mid-30s and her metabolism is slowing down.

She is Albanian and not black, unless Albanians are black, but I am sure she has been confused for being black, which may have helped her music career when the media ran with it and pushed her as the new Rihanna, before Rihanna squashed that.

I don’t think she got some reparations for slavery, or some grants or scholarships or social programs for being black…..but her husband has benefitted from pretending to be a Aboriginal in New Zealand who he likes to cosplay as thanks to some distant relative who he claims was Aboriginal. He calls himself Taikini Waikiki or some shit, but he’s really David Cohen race baiting….which helped his career….cuz all these motherfuckers are a scam….

When they are taking slutty middle aged selfies, I can appreciate the scam….

Rita Ora was also in a magazine….

AND SHE ATTENDED AN EVENT IN A TIGHT DRESS CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora is innovating fashion trends by rocking a leather diaper, the kind you’d expect a geriatric biker to wear under his chaps in case he shits himself, especially if that leather daddy is of the gay variety who at his geriatric age has no use of his asshole…

Yes, when I see Rita Ora walking around in leather underwear over a pair of pantyhose, I think about a gay biker who shits himself from all the anal, because I guess they are basically the same thing…

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Rita Ora is married to a top level movie maker from Australia who goes by some aboriginal name, but who is actually named David Cohen. When they first hooked up, they were in some sort of threesome relationship with another actress, because I guess Rita Ora’s hot tits like getting sucked by all genders, she’s so progressive.

She is older now, but her tits are still hot to me, not as hot as they once were because of the whole being older now, but still hot to me.

So it is important to check in on these tits that were a plus-one at the Emmy Awards….

There was a time when her music career and life was pretty much ended by Rihanna who got her kicked off their label, cashing out before ever starting, never going full pop, but always being on the fringe of almost there….

Through it all, were the tits, navigating America and social media and existing, surviving, eventually thriving….

So it’s important to check in on them sometimes….like NOW…

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Rita Ora is almost nearing infertile and middle aged, so she’s having a final go at the whole getting herself that pop hit that she’s always wanted before she’s got dementia, is in wheel chair, and shitting herself in diaper and not even from all the anal sex she had in her years trying to get that pop hit, but because she’s just old, lost her faculties and ability to control her bowels…totally unrelated to all the ass sex…

Now that great tits that are Rita Ora are not as great as they were, but as an Albanian refugee, she’s just lucky to be alive and not working some webcam farm in some war torn eastern European basement…

She’s ridiculously famous on social media, she did a good job of that in the early days of Instagram, she’s one of those founding fathers of social media marketing…after she lost her record deal with Jay-Z because Rihanna cock blocked…

So you’d think a hit song would be easy, not requiring her fucking the floor in her sweatpants, ass all gyrating like she’s a low level stripper who can’t afford a stage or a pole…

It’s a good time though! I celebrate Rita Ora, her once great tits, her refugee status and her quest for that HIT..

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Rita Ora’s in a red bikini, laying on her back, for what you could consider dead fish fucking, because when they hit a certain level of celebrity or think they are hotter than you and doing you a favor, they put little effort in their performance and just let you mount them and finish off.

She’s in her mid 30s and her natural tits don’t really stand up to being laid out on her back, at least it’s not the best way to present her tits to the world, because her tits once had substance, girth, status….and laying them out to pancake seems like a bit of a disgrace…

She’s promoting what I’m sure she wants to be the hit song of the summer, she’s dying for a hit before turning 40 because she’s been in this for a long time…

She’s doing it bottom feeding, low hanging fruit half nakedly.

It’d be better if she hired me as a marketing consultant in which I would drop artistic interpretations of porn, like her BIRTHING herself, with gaping pussy and all, you know MAKE some noise….

Bikinis don’t cut it, that’s why the mainstream sells bathwater soap to speak to weird fetishes when selling product….

Tits aren’t enough, especially when flattened…

I am here for you Albanian princess, let’s do that good work together that features more asshole…for hype…marketing and to make hits….and less flattened out tits..

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Rita Ora has paid her dudes to the satanic overlords of the entertainment industry.

She was signed early on, slated to be the next Rihanna, only to be signed to Rihanna’s label as a strategy to snuff her out so that she wouldn’t become the next Rihanna.

If you were an aspiring singer and the star you were expected to replace was trying to get you to join her network, the naive mind would think that was a great tactic to get out there, but the reality is they want you to control you so you don’t fuck up their shit.

Ora went through legal fights over it before being freed and I am sure she was paid well for it….

But she never hit as big as she planned, no matter how rich or relevant she is, and that’s sad.

She is now trying to get a summer banger hit she deserves after all these years of tits…

Lucky for you, she’s got her tits and ass out, 15 years too late, or 15 years of sag, but we’re rooting for her since great tits matter.

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Rita Ora is channelling her inner-spice girl.

She’s supposedly British, or at least imported to the UK on the HUMAN TRAFFICKING container ship from the front lines of the refugee camps in Albania in the 90s….

So we’ll assume she grew up on the Spice Girls where she learned English from the Spice Girl Songs….

This is like that Spice Girl Song “When Tits Become Thongs”….

Since Rita Ora was known primarily for rocking its, but in her old age has decided to fixate on her ass, so much so that she’s in shorts jacked up her ass, with her late 90s whale tail visible….she’s clearly TITS becoming Ass…

In conclusion, the Spice Girls song is called “When Two Become One”….close enough…

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Rita Ora is hiding her face, probably because she’s older and looks like shit, that whole aging process is unforgiving and that’s tragic…

Luckily for Rita Ora, she had her tits that basically erased her face and girl could have been a fucking monster troll, they were great tits.

Unfortunately, the aging process is unforgiving and girl has taken to fitness to try to maintain her sex appeal because she’s old but still has more in the tank…

With fitness, over fitness, girls trying to starve themselves….comes deflated titty and that’s just sad.

Her cleavage that was once great, now look sad and deflated like a mom who has breast fed a family of 6….

Maybe trading the abs for the tits to come back is a solid strategy, but since the damage has been done, we have no idea whether they’ll be fully restored….KINDA LIKE OUR STEPFORUM…

WORK IN PROGRESS…..

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In the event you didn’t know, I like to “kick em while they are up”, because I figure every asshole deserves to be taken down a notch.

However, in Rita Ora’s case, she actually got a shitty deal. So making fun of her would be like making fun of the underdog in the industry, plus she had pretty consistently hot tits. Can’t hate on tits bro.

That’s not to say that Rita had any real financial issues, she locked in a solid contract with Jay Z’s label but Rihanna was pissed off that they were clearly using Rita as a Rihanna replacement and cockblocked Rita’s career….

They basically released 1 of her 5 albums and kept her locked into a contract so that she couldn’t go out there and compete with Rihanna.

They eventually released her and paid her out, but she had to obviously sign an NDA that she would never discuss being held hostage by Roc Nation because Rihanna wanted her in their prison, to prevent her from taking over Rihanna’s place in the world.

I figure if you own a record label that has created Rihanna from the human trafficked Barbadian prostitute and made her the billionaire icon, signing all of her competitors into aggressive 7 year contracts is a good way to stifle them from rising to the top. PRISON THAT SHIT!

So Rita Ora and her hot tits is more than just a celeb you want to dog style, she’s a fucking underdog, even if she’s won in a lot of ways, it’s never been at the great heights in which she should have won….but oil rises to the top or whatever, so she’s done her own DIY, lots of PR, became internationally famous from bringing those tits to all the events, and is now in a great place to be the pop star she was meant to be…and she’s not too old to jerk off to like this was 15 years ago…even if she’s getting on…we still have it in us to appreciate them titties…even if her face is looking a little too much like Michael Jackson.

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