I guess Rita Ora wants you all to know that she’s more than what you think she is…..

She’s been a victim of being pigeonholed, or typecast as a “why is this bitch famous” despite being an accomplished enough singer who at one time had a lucrative and highly publicized record deal.

She’s been seen as a “why is this bitch at every fucking event”….only to amass a huge social media following despite no one knowing why she was famous……

I like to think it’s ALL because she had big tits that appealed to the industry people she dealt with…but thanks to her recent working out for her husband DAVID COHEN, professionally known as WAKITIT TAKIKIKI, she’s also got an ass or a version of an ass, that I guess she feels will last longer than her tits as pregnancy and aging approaches…on encroaches on her existence of being “the tits at the event”…because the ass can be sculpted through fitness and she apparently wants you to know she’s got some ass…..

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Rita Ora is the pop star who never was, but she got pretty close thanks to a high paid record deal I like to think Rihanna ended, after finding out that RITA ORA was fucking ROB KARDASHIAN at the time, and knew that she’d be a bad look for the label that she was also on, Jay-Z’s label…..which makes me think, maybe she was also human trafficked from Alabnia, not Barbados, since that gives you more control over the talent you create and market to the world and make billions of dollars with….

Anyway, she’s gone through a bunch of other dudes since ROB KARDASHIAN on her quest of navigating the pop culutre world….always brining her tits to all the events she was invited to, living off that money she got when they bought out her contract, becoming an indfluencer before marrying David Cohen, stage name TAKIKI WAHITIITIT , which isn’t cultural appropriation, he’s got ABORIGINAL roots on his dad’s side, that DAVID COHEN is silly…but understand that he can’t just be another DAVID COHEN in Hollywood, he must play marginalized person as he STEALS work for ACTUAL marginalized people because he’s DISGUSTING, and actually thinks he’s a marginalized person….FUCK THAT GUY like RITA ORA probably does since he’s rich…

In this final, now married, going for the celebrity popstar hustle one more time, she’s decided to turn to fitness, and in turning to fitness she’s digging her ass and thus showing it off for us to STARE AT IT…

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Here’s Rita Ora floating in the pool because she’s rich as shit, plus her husband is rich as shit, so they are collectively rich as shit and can afford to lounge in the pool…

She’s rocking a bikini on her floatation device, which for those of you who don’t know, are an actual fetish to some dudes, even without the Rita Ora with her scaled down built in floatation devices thanks to her recent fitness addiction…yes, dudes fuck floaties…it’s fuckin weird…but I guess we’ve all been there once or twice in our lives after a day in the pool with nothing else to fuck….unwilling to try the pool filter or jet….but to jerk off to that memory is sad…

I’m more into Rita Ora looking like the person taking the pic is about to shoot his load on her face from afar, you know BUKKAKE in the pool pose, so artsy and perverted….

The tits flattened out as she lays on on her back is not the best use of the tits, since a flat chested Rita Ora is a Rita Ora who barely matters, but it’s some good end of week get into summer inspo….I guess….I mean pools and bikinis, that’s all anyone really needs….

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Rita Ora is into health and wellness, I guess now that she’s married, she realizes she has to maintain a level of hotness to keep her rich man happy, but maybe she’s just a vapid idiot who puts all her worth into her tits and is realizing that as she reaches her 30s the metabolism has given up on her, the tits have sagged on her, and the whole level of dumpy rot is depressing….so she’s doing workouts and she’s doing saunas…

Luckily, as a pervert that I am, I can see this for what it is in my imagination, which is a topless chick that just had a few loads dumped on her, giving her that glazed look like some freshly KILNED pottery….

Then she proceeded to give a SFW tutorial on her fuck moves that led to her getting glazed like that DONUT her big tits probably crave now that she’s been starving them out…

The whole thing is a good time….

Rita Ora Bra is wearing the same bra as Maddie Ziegler it’s a conspiracy….

The other conspiracy is that Rita Ora’s not showing us her tits, which she’s already shown in her rise up as host body to great tits that landed a record deal despite never quite making it….and I find the offensive.

I guess she feels like she’s officially made it since bagging an actual Hollywood celebrity, but I feel she’s been fucking the higher tier people at all the celebrity filled parties she was invited to for her tits….but what do I know…other than she’s in a bra that other people are also wearing because I guess that’s MARKETING bro….and so is having great tits…MARKETING.

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Rita Ora posted up some beach pictures. She’s hardly half naked, despite it being a beach and everyone and their granny go to the beach basically half naked…all thonged up.

So Rita Ora, someone who has used her body as a marketing tool the last decade, about to hop onto some tour that is what I assume to be her last hurrah at making her popstar dreams come true since she’s an old married hag at this point….

Rita Ora, someone who has fucked all kinds of people, so many that letting a few more million see her naked wouldn’t really have any impact on anything….

Rita Ora, someone who has been in the gym trying to get her geriatric ass in shape so that she can handle touring and dancing on stage like she was still in her 20s….perfectly sculpted to be naked or near naked…..

Has decided to wear a fucking snow suit to the beach….maybe she’s scared of the sun and skin cancer, despite her olive, race ambiguous skin….

Anyway you look at it, it’s pretty tragic….she’s as young as she’s ever going to be and she’s not being exploitative, does she even know what ERA she’s in?

I guess she’s playing the “you CAN turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE”….modest is the hottest angle and in a generation of SO MANY SLUTS, we’re WAIST DEEP in sluts, like when the apartment flooded due to a sewage back-up, only it’s sluts instead of sewage….modest is the hottest….and I’m ready to get to a MUSLIM place where ankles get me hard and not because I’ve jerked off to every other body part and scenario and ankles are all I have left, but because girls stop being whores and ankles are all they give us!

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Rita Ora, who is one of the hardest trying try hards to ever have a record deal pulled from her, paying her out so that she can figure her own way out in LA, going to all the parties, fucking the right producers, ending up getting millions of followers on social media, turning into a host, a personality, just anything that she could do…and through it all she had hot tits, which are a pretty important tool in making it.

She never hit as the music star she started out as, it probably makes her mad, it’s like you’re passion or dream for yourself is to do more than what you’re doing at your shitty job, only her shitty job paid better than your soulless job, but you get what I am saying….THROUGH IT ALL SHE HAD HOT TITS.

She’s old now, married now, working out hard now, because she can have a go at her music career again….and THROUGH IT ALL SHE HAS THE TITS….

People are shaming her for being toned, I support fitness and hate fatties, but luckily in her ripped new body, she’s STILL got the tits.

Yes…all I see is tits….in life, in love, in work, in play…TITS…

She’s also doing a bikini bridge, dropping the classics!

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Finally, celebrity wife and aspiring celebrity, who I guess you could argue is a celebrity because she’s got a huge following and makes a ton of money and gets on TV and shit like that which allowed her big tits to shine, which I think are her true talents….living as the host body of the tits…with other hobbies like song, dance, hosting, etc.

Since marrying her celebrity husband, she’s got fit, probably for her official run a pop career in her 30s, but she still had the tits which got her where she got…synonymous with her tits…HOST BODY…you know REDUCE HER TO THE TITS you misogynist.

Luckily, she’s still got her tits, and they are spilling out of her bikini top in these staged paparazzi pics…in a classic tit slip, which I think is so important on a cultural level…

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I feel like I saw this picture of Rita Ora last week, posted on other sites that are just trying to copy my internet tactics and doing it better than I do it because I am old, tired and lazy.

Only the pictures I saw posted by the people who have copied my internet style and done it better than me were censored.

In this version, I am pretty sure I can see a little nipple of a popstar who never was, but who is still trying to be.

She’s taken a break from attending all the parties, married a top player in the Hollywood scene, potentially has threesome sex with him and other actors, no longer forced to go to all the parties with her tits out, since she really got here as a host body to her tits, and I guess with the help of Rob Kardashian’s dick early on….but her dream, her reason for being, her passion, her original purpose….was to inspire, to change lives, to make people better versions of themselves with her shitty pop music….

So yeah, she’s also been working out, probably to get strong for her new tour and is ripped, which I’ll never hate on, even if it takes some of the big titty with it, because there’s too many fat chicks, not enough ripped chicks in the world…

Most importantly, she’s got her tit out.

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Rita Ora is popping a squat like she’s about to shit….which isn’t hot to me, which is why I pretend that girls don’t shit..

SO let’s pretend she’s popping a squat in her short skirt to pee on a motherfucker, which is probably exciting to some of you motherfuckers, who just like the rich Hollywood entertainment industry types, love getting peed on, because who the fuck knows why pee is sexualized, but people like getting pissed on. It’s better than being pegged I guess….

I like that she’s dressed like some kind of hobo, bag lady, willing to suck dick for a warm shower and some soup….but I see homeless chicks as a opportunity to get laid for cheap. BARTER TIME.

I don’t know if this is hot or not, but it’s something, and sometimes that is enough!

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