Rita Ora is a goddess, a hot bodied, big titty, Albanian refugee goddess.

I don’t care what all the haters have to say, this girl was signed and ready to be a top performing popstar over a decade ago. Her career got cockblocked by Rihanna, who was the real earner for Jay Z’s label, making them pay her out and forcing her to fend for herself with a lot of fucking money in her pocket….

She aimlessly brought the tits to events, sometimes more than one event a day, she dated top level producers like Calvin Harris, and still barely had a hit…despite being more than capable of having hits….with the tits…

She’s finally older and settled with some Taikia David Cohen Waikiki motherfucker, so that motherfucker gets to play house with the tits…but at least we get to look on and see her finally reach her stride, or hit the success she has deserved when people would laugh at her thinking she was just some nobody with tits at all the parties.

Rita Ora’s song has hit number 1 apparently, this is GIANT news for a decade of struggles, if having hot tits, access and a lot of money, fans and brand sposorships and hosting opportunities is struggling….it’s not….it’s just hard on the ego when you could have hits and don’t, but now she does…so fingers crossed that we get more TITS.

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I don’t know about you, but I appreciate the shameless bikini in front of the mirror in the bathroom selfie.

I assume she just took a shit and has got all of the food from Fashion week, assuming she eats, out of her system. Maybe she’s all dehydrated from all the alcohol she’s been consuming at fashion week, basically helping her cut those middle aged abs in a way that make her tits look bigger….tits that are already decent sized, even if they are starting to age like you’d expect them to age. There’s only so much the elasticity of a heavy set breast can take during the aging process….

You know she think she’s looking hot enough for a selfie, that’s why she’s sharing it on her feed, and if she thinks she’s hot enough for a bikini selfie, that means this is her looking her bikini best and we’re all just so lucky to be a part of the whole thing….aren’t we.

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I don’t know if Rita Ora converted to Judaism when she married David Cohen from New Zealand, but I am going to assume that she’s got that “IRON DOME” locked in because she’s been circulating the industry for a long time and keeps managing to level up.

Known for her tits, like all women, since I judge and remember all girls from their tits, she’s done important things like host the Time Square New Years Eve with Ryan Seacrest, as well drop albums, do acting, influnecer campaigns, she’s a fucking machine…literally…she has to be….that’s how she get where she got.

Well, she has been doing fitness, and she’s looking good fit, so of course she’s posting bikini pics of the scaled down tits, looking hotter and less sloppy than ever, even though she’s old now. Don’t age gracefully women, fight it from every angle.

She’s also in the Sauna, you know trending health and wellness measures to fight the rot.

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Rita Ora is from the UK, the old country. I mean, she’s really from Albania or some part of Yugoslavia before being migrated to the UK, but for the sake of this post, she’s from the UK because she carries that UK passport and that means she’s British, even if her heritage is not rotting teeth, grey skin, overcooked meat, bangers and mash and chimney sweeping.

She may not embody Thanksgiving to the average American, looking to see what kind of meals their favorite celebrities are eating, but she’s from the old country, without which we’d never be able to colonize the new country and have the feast with the Natives we had before stealing their land as colonizers do. So if anything, she’s the Thanksgiving origin story….

So while you’re all stuffing Turkey, watching football, fighting with family, hating your life and eating your face off in hopes of having a coronary episode, she was at some event with her tits out and as someone with great tits, known for her tits, who has used those tits to keep herself in the media, trending and relevant, I give thanks to the tits in this post.

Rita Ora matters, or at least her tits do, hence the outfit choice..

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Rita Ora posted slutty pics in the bathroom, better than pics of her having violent shits in the bathroom, which is probably what goes on in her bathroom more often than slutty posing….unless you’re a scat fan….

So lucky for us non-scat fans…who find shit vile….this is a better use of a bathroom….

To a scat fan, a bathroom without shit is a bathroom they want nothing to do with…

All this to say, where are the tits!

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Titties, they come and go…or at least they peak and valley…because they sag, they shrink, they get pregnant, then deflate….and Rita Ora, a decade of great tits, is now rocking tits that are seemingly less great than they were at their biggest, fullest, most fertile prime….probably because Rita Ora, now older and in her 30s……

It could just be a weird angle, but those look like a set of banana tits, all sagging the fuck in ways only a fat bitch would really understand….

She is still trying to be something more than just the big tits at every Hollywood party, that helped her become the most followed nobody, but she started this celebrity thing with a record deal and a relationship with Rob Kardashian which should have ended better for her….not leaving her at 30 still navigating a way to pop in that pop world, rather than being a spokesperson for brands in the world she lives in…

She’s got a rich celebrity husband and the means to push that pop stardom she wanted could happen for her, but in getting fit and working out, it looks like them tits have deflated and banana-ed….

I hope for her sake it’s the picture and the tits haven’t gone long and sour on us, because great tits are hard to come by, not hard to come to, and celebrating them into their 40s was an option I hope we still have..

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My friend STEFAN sent me a picture of Leni Klum’s stomach, which has a similar AB GULLY as
RITA ORA, with a comment that read something like “Is that a Cum Gutter for when there’s a CUM storm, to channel the CUM to where it’s meant to be, rather than having it pool up and cause flooding”…..you know the LEVI of New Orleans but for SEMEN….

So now I look at aggressive ab lines a little different, but not that differently, since all women are a potential target for a load of nut….they don’t even need the proper irrigation ditches in place to manage those loads…

Anyway, Rita Ora’s posing in a bikini, looking a little like a bobble head with that thing wrapped around her head like she’s Bourdain going to auto-erotic asphyxiate himself, and the body looks tit, the tits look smaller, but that’s what happens when a chunky girl with tits tries to slim down because her body is catching up to the tits…

Her deflated tits may be tragic, this could be time for a memorial jerk-off to what was now that the tits are dead, but as a tiny tit appreciation kind of guy, the fit body is arguably more important than her awesome tits, especially at her age where she’s essentially rotting the fuck out from the inside of her twat.

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Married and old Rita Ora is still trying to bring it, some would argue she’s trying harder now than ever before because she knows that the end of the road is near for her and she hasn’t quite hit that superstar fame she was originally slated for, instead she’s seen all these other cunts she probably hates and sees as being less talented than her make it, from DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA her fellow ALBANIAN refugees who made it, to CARDI B and her WET ASS PUSSY that I am sure is probably WET for reasons we wouldn’t want to know, like infections…..to LIZZO who as a fat girl locked into being fat as it is her brand, despite fat shaming her dancers when making them eat bananas out of VAGINAS….even CHARLI XCX is a bigger deal than RITA ORA who has been trying really hard at all the events with those rockin tits…

Well, in keeping on the trying to make it she’s out here showing her ass, just not full ass, only 1/4 ass which doesn’t make you 1/4 the whore, so you might as well just show full ass, since the 1/4 ass is as scandalous as the full ass, only more enraging for not showing the full ass..

Showing 1/4 ass makes you just as much of a shameless exhibitionist whore, maybe even more of a whore, because you’re annoying about not showing the rest of the ass..JERK

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Since it’s the Fourth of July, you probably shouldn’t be on the computer, especially not trolling this site, but since no one visits this site, I’ll assume that you’re not wasting your time trolling this site, but instead trying to blow off your hands with some redneck white trash backyard fireworks show you saved up all year to have because America…..

I figure since it’s the Fourth of July, it only makes sense to use some UK popstar who never was, that managed to take her great tits to America and seemingly live the American dream despite not being American or even a popstar…..

Aericans loves bitches who are famous for being famous and since she had access to all the right parties, and she fucked some of the right people, and some wrong people, like Rob Kardashian, she got into the club….thanks to the great tits…

America also loves great tits….

The point of the story, some Albanian Refugee coming to America to steal all your jobs, or at least the job of an American, even if they hate American culture and tradition, they probably like the money and influence that comes with it, and in Rita Ora’s case, she probably likes showing off her hot tits, which are the tits that made her and that may not carry her into her 40s, but that still look well structured to me all little nip in the right place, while the face is lookin’ a little doughy….but that’s what the tits are there to distract from!

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I guess Rita Ora wants you all to know that she’s more than what you think she is…..

She’s been a victim of being pigeonholed, or typecast as a “why is this bitch famous” despite being an accomplished enough singer who at one time had a lucrative and highly publicized record deal.

She’s been seen as a “why is this bitch at every fucking event”….only to amass a huge social media following despite no one knowing why she was famous……

I like to think it’s ALL because she had big tits that appealed to the industry people she dealt with…but thanks to her recent working out for her husband DAVID COHEN, professionally known as WAKITIT TAKIKIKI, she’s also got an ass or a version of an ass, that I guess she feels will last longer than her tits as pregnancy and aging approaches…on encroaches on her existence of being “the tits at the event”…because the ass can be sculpted through fitness and she apparently wants you to know she’s got some ass…..

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