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2017

29

Mar

Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist….

And those people are me…

But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives….

I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy…

But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why…

All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered

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2017

03

Mar

Rita Ora and her Cleavage of the Day

Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna beat her up like she was Chris Brown….

I don’t even know if she’s become a Rihanna impersonator officially, working on cruises and Casinos across America….because she’s used her tits to scam her way into bigger things…like Hosting TV shows…but she’s still garbage to me.

She did a Lingerie thing….Getting paid…

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2017

20

Feb

Rita Ora – Lingerie Model of the Day

I still don’t know what Rita Ora does…she’s gotta be famous for something more than just fucking Rob Kardasian…or Calvin Harris pre-Taylor Swift….making her potentially the strain of herpes Taylor Swift likely has, but probably not…TayTay has been filling that twat unprotected by dirt bags since day fucking one…she’s addicted to it, and it makes her money, which she’s also addicted to, which gives her power, fame and all that other disgusting stuff all these idiots think they want…..like Rita Ora…who may or may not have money, but who I assume works for free…as she keeps trying and trying to get and I guess it’s working, she’s got a record deal and is on TV, which proves if you fake it til you make it – you’ll probbaly make it…if you fake it…or some shit….I mean that or that big tits get you places – because they do..

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2017

08

Feb

Rita Ora in a Diaper of the Day

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I guess when you let all kinds of big dick black guys ram the fuck out of your ass to get you a career in music – despite no one ever hearing any of your songs – you have to deal with the consequences – by wearing a diaper the rest of your fucking life…

Unless this is just some fat chick shaping underwear, which it probably is, but I am going with diaper…or even abortion panties…you know reminiscent of the 1950s pre-maxi pad when women had to wear things like this to deal with her period…only with less period and more unwanted babies that are a terrible consequence of letting dudes cum up inside her..

WHO KNOWS….

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2017

25

Jan

Rita Ora Doing a Photoshoot of the Day

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What the world doesn’t need more of is facebook status updates about Trump – from both directions – you voted him in – deal with the consequences and go back to what’s important….meaningless quotes, clickbait links, your vacation plans, your dinner plans, your relationship status, your useless stories and opinions on nonsens….your period schedules…and bikini pics….pregnancy scares….pregnancy diary…from morning sickness to your fucking hemorrhoids…to your baby’s birth as he crawls out of your vagina you’re documenting it…to your rape stories, sex stories, divorce stories…it’s never fucking ending….

It also doesn’t need more selfies of a shameless barely famous twat like Rita Ora…even if she’s in a bikini…even if she’s got tit.

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2017

18

Jan

Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora flashed her ass…probably to celebrate her 11 million followers…but mainly to get in the tabloids for showing her ass…that she just landed and that I just wrote about yesterday…which is more than enough Rita Ora coverage…as she’s not that interesting…stop trying to get me to write about this Rihanna impersonator….

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

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2017

17

Jan

Rita Ora Hit 11 Million Followers…and She was Classy About It of the DAy

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That’s a lot of people who have no idea who Rita Ora is…yet clicked follow on her feed…because I would argue that no one knows who Rita Ora is…they just know she has tits and that the media talks about her…

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

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2017

06

Jan

Rita Ora Topless in the Bath of the Day

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In totally uninteresting news…Rita Ora took a bath…to wash the whore off of her…but unfortunately for her…you can’t wash the AIDS off of you, but it’s not a death sentence, and is just the cost of doing business – when you’re a prositute who only exists because she was strategic and calculating when it came to the penis she inserted….from Calvin Harris to a Kardashian….she really climbed the weirdest ladder to become the next Rihanna – only to never become the next Rihanna….but she gets to go to cool parties with important people…and she had a record deal and now hosts tv…but most importantly, stays true to her overall hustle…but publishing videos of her in a bath….only this is obviously the watered down version of her….the official Rita Ora, the one all the record execs know and love would be filming herself insert things in her asshole on video. I guess she just left that part of the video out.

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2016

21

Dec

Rita Ora’s Subtle Tit Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora did a cosmetics ad….and pulling out her tit is how she celebrates it….

She knows….that her tits are a huge part, if not the only reason she eixsts…

So on her last job of the year – which is amazing because you’d assume that she couldn’t land a job – other than a Rihanna impersonator on a cruise ship or giving a blow job for a record deal – but after years of using her tits to get ahead…she’s on TV, she matters, she exists, she’s got brand deals, she’s cashing in…

But based on this pic she hasn’t forgot her roots…

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2016

14

Dec

Rita Ora Intense Outfit of the Day

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Rita Ora finally got a job…in fashion…because I guess the music industry didn’t work for her…but we should take a minute to celebrate how far big tits you’re willing to show off can do for you and take you….from record deal to hit records no one has heard…to work VISAS in the USA….and now to judging models on TV like she knows anything about models…all while running an endorsement deal she’s finally closed with a lingerie company – which make sense cuz of her tits…tits that are part of the ad deal and that she’s showing off while doing appearances for the lingerie company in something you’d expect her to wear to her castings…not out in public…TITS!!! That will never be Rihanna…but wish they were Rihanna…and tried real fucking hard to be Rihanna….but remains tits…which is really at the core – all that matters…

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