Titties, they come and go…or at least they peak and valley…because they sag, they shrink, they get pregnant, then deflate….and Rita Ora, a decade of great tits, is now rocking tits that are seemingly less great than they were at their biggest, fullest, most fertile prime….probably because Rita Ora, now older and in her 30s……

It could just be a weird angle, but those look like a set of banana tits, all sagging the fuck in ways only a fat bitch would really understand….

She is still trying to be something more than just the big tits at every Hollywood party, that helped her become the most followed nobody, but she started this celebrity thing with a record deal and a relationship with Rob Kardashian which should have ended better for her….not leaving her at 30 still navigating a way to pop in that pop world, rather than being a spokesperson for brands in the world she lives in…

She’s got a rich celebrity husband and the means to push that pop stardom she wanted could happen for her, but in getting fit and working out, it looks like them tits have deflated and banana-ed….

I hope for her sake it’s the picture and the tits haven’t gone long and sour on us, because great tits are hard to come by, not hard to come to, and celebrating them into their 40s was an option I hope we still have..

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