Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

2023

Aug

My friend STEFAN sent me a picture of Leni Klum’s stomach, which has a similar AB GULLY as
RITA ORA, with a comment that read something like “Is that a Cum Gutter for when there’s a CUM storm, to channel the CUM to where it’s meant to be, rather than having it pool up and cause flooding”…..you know the LEVI of New Orleans but for SEMEN….

So now I look at aggressive ab lines a little different, but not that differently, since all women are a potential target for a load of nut….they don’t even need the proper irrigation ditches in place to manage those loads…

Anyway, Rita Ora’s posing in a bikini, looking a little like a bobble head with that thing wrapped around her head like she’s Bourdain going to auto-erotic asphyxiate himself, and the body looks tit, the tits look smaller, but that’s what happens when a chunky girl with tits tries to slim down because her body is catching up to the tits…

Her deflated tits may be tragic, this could be time for a memorial jerk-off to what was now that the tits are dead, but as a tiny tit appreciation kind of guy, the fit body is arguably more important than her awesome tits, especially at her age where she’s essentially rotting the fuck out from the inside of her twat.