Amanda Seyfried may be old as shit at this point, but she was the Sydney Sweeney of her era, where she’d do corny bullshit movies that probably paid well, then movies full of nudity to show off her tits because she knew she had tits to show off and packaging as being artsy and interesting or challenging herself in her craft was a far more acceptable to push those tits out there, allowing her to maintain that mainstream work without being seen as a whore…

She’s on the beach, I don’t know where, but her mom pussy is wrapped in some bikini bottoms and the real highlight of the shoot is that her sweet old dog is still by her side, I’m into dogs and seeing that he’s still living his best life after eating her period filled panties and sniffing her crotch all those years…seeing her naked all the time, seeing her fuck all the time, this dog has a special set of memories…

I also like staring or trying to stare at pussy in bikini bottoms, it’s a fetish….even when the pussy is wearing hat and glasses like its allergic to the sun, or some nerdy dad who is scared of the sun, or like some touristy half lesbian mom who shops at LL Bean and likes hiking…

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