Titties, they come and go…or at least they peak and valley…because they sag, they shrink, they get pregnant, then deflate….and Rita Ora, a decade of great tits, is now rocking tits that are seemingly less great than they were at their biggest, fullest, most fertile prime….probably because Rita Ora, now older and in her 30s……

It could just be a weird angle, but those look like a set of banana tits, all sagging the fuck in ways only a fat bitch would really understand….

She is still trying to be something more than just the big tits at every Hollywood party, that helped her become the most followed nobody, but she started this celebrity thing with a record deal and a relationship with Rob Kardashian which should have ended better for her….not leaving her at 30 still navigating a way to pop in that pop world, rather than being a spokesperson for brands in the world she lives in…

She’s got a rich celebrity husband and the means to push that pop stardom she wanted could happen for her, but in getting fit and working out, it looks like them tits have deflated and banana-ed….

I hope for her sake it’s the picture and the tits haven’t gone long and sour on us, because great tits are hard to come by, not hard to come to, and celebrating them into their 40s was an option I hope we still have..

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My friend STEFAN sent me a picture of Leni Klum’s stomach, which has a similar AB GULLY as
RITA ORA, with a comment that read something like “Is that a Cum Gutter for when there’s a CUM storm, to channel the CUM to where it’s meant to be, rather than having it pool up and cause flooding”…..you know the LEVI of New Orleans but for SEMEN….

So now I look at aggressive ab lines a little different, but not that differently, since all women are a potential target for a load of nut….they don’t even need the proper irrigation ditches in place to manage those loads…

Anyway, Rita Ora’s posing in a bikini, looking a little like a bobble head with that thing wrapped around her head like she’s Bourdain going to auto-erotic asphyxiate himself, and the body looks tit, the tits look smaller, but that’s what happens when a chunky girl with tits tries to slim down because her body is catching up to the tits…

Her deflated tits may be tragic, this could be time for a memorial jerk-off to what was now that the tits are dead, but as a tiny tit appreciation kind of guy, the fit body is arguably more important than her awesome tits, especially at her age where she’s essentially rotting the fuck out from the inside of her twat.

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Married and old Rita Ora is still trying to bring it, some would argue she’s trying harder now than ever before because she knows that the end of the road is near for her and she hasn’t quite hit that superstar fame she was originally slated for, instead she’s seen all these other cunts she probably hates and sees as being less talented than her make it, from DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA her fellow ALBANIAN refugees who made it, to CARDI B and her WET ASS PUSSY that I am sure is probably WET for reasons we wouldn’t want to know, like infections…..to LIZZO who as a fat girl locked into being fat as it is her brand, despite fat shaming her dancers when making them eat bananas out of VAGINAS….even CHARLI XCX is a bigger deal than RITA ORA who has been trying really hard at all the events with those rockin tits…

Well, in keeping on the trying to make it she’s out here showing her ass, just not full ass, only 1/4 ass which doesn’t make you 1/4 the whore, so you might as well just show full ass, since the 1/4 ass is as scandalous as the full ass, only more enraging for not showing the full ass..

Showing 1/4 ass makes you just as much of a shameless exhibitionist whore, maybe even more of a whore, because you’re annoying about not showing the rest of the ass..JERK

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Since it’s the Fourth of July, you probably shouldn’t be on the computer, especially not trolling this site, but since no one visits this site, I’ll assume that you’re not wasting your time trolling this site, but instead trying to blow off your hands with some redneck white trash backyard fireworks show you saved up all year to have because America…..

I figure since it’s the Fourth of July, it only makes sense to use some UK popstar who never was, that managed to take her great tits to America and seemingly live the American dream despite not being American or even a popstar…..

Aericans loves bitches who are famous for being famous and since she had access to all the right parties, and she fucked some of the right people, and some wrong people, like Rob Kardashian, she got into the club….thanks to the great tits…

America also loves great tits….

The point of the story, some Albanian Refugee coming to America to steal all your jobs, or at least the job of an American, even if they hate American culture and tradition, they probably like the money and influence that comes with it, and in Rita Ora’s case, she probably likes showing off her hot tits, which are the tits that made her and that may not carry her into her 40s, but that still look well structured to me all little nip in the right place, while the face is lookin’ a little doughy….but that’s what the tits are there to distract from!

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I guess Rita Ora wants you all to know that she’s more than what you think she is…..

She’s been a victim of being pigeonholed, or typecast as a “why is this bitch famous” despite being an accomplished enough singer who at one time had a lucrative and highly publicized record deal.

She’s been seen as a “why is this bitch at every fucking event”….only to amass a huge social media following despite no one knowing why she was famous……

I like to think it’s ALL because she had big tits that appealed to the industry people she dealt with…but thanks to her recent working out for her husband DAVID COHEN, professionally known as WAKITIT TAKIKIKI, she’s also got an ass or a version of an ass, that I guess she feels will last longer than her tits as pregnancy and aging approaches…on encroaches on her existence of being “the tits at the event”…because the ass can be sculpted through fitness and she apparently wants you to know she’s got some ass…..

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Rita Ora is the pop star who never was, but she got pretty close thanks to a high paid record deal I like to think Rihanna ended, after finding out that RITA ORA was fucking ROB KARDASHIAN at the time, and knew that she’d be a bad look for the label that she was also on, Jay-Z’s label…..which makes me think, maybe she was also human trafficked from Alabnia, not Barbados, since that gives you more control over the talent you create and market to the world and make billions of dollars with….

Anyway, she’s gone through a bunch of other dudes since ROB KARDASHIAN on her quest of navigating the pop culutre world….always brining her tits to all the events she was invited to, living off that money she got when they bought out her contract, becoming an indfluencer before marrying David Cohen, stage name TAKIKI WAHITIITIT , which isn’t cultural appropriation, he’s got ABORIGINAL roots on his dad’s side, that DAVID COHEN is silly…but understand that he can’t just be another DAVID COHEN in Hollywood, he must play marginalized person as he STEALS work for ACTUAL marginalized people because he’s DISGUSTING, and actually thinks he’s a marginalized person….FUCK THAT GUY like RITA ORA probably does since he’s rich…

In this final, now married, going for the celebrity popstar hustle one more time, she’s decided to turn to fitness, and in turning to fitness she’s digging her ass and thus showing it off for us to STARE AT IT…

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Here’s Rita Ora floating in the pool because she’s rich as shit, plus her husband is rich as shit, so they are collectively rich as shit and can afford to lounge in the pool…

She’s rocking a bikini on her floatation device, which for those of you who don’t know, are an actual fetish to some dudes, even without the Rita Ora with her scaled down built in floatation devices thanks to her recent fitness addiction…yes, dudes fuck floaties…it’s fuckin weird…but I guess we’ve all been there once or twice in our lives after a day in the pool with nothing else to fuck….unwilling to try the pool filter or jet….but to jerk off to that memory is sad…

I’m more into Rita Ora looking like the person taking the pic is about to shoot his load on her face from afar, you know BUKKAKE in the pool pose, so artsy and perverted….

The tits flattened out as she lays on on her back is not the best use of the tits, since a flat chested Rita Ora is a Rita Ora who barely matters, but it’s some good end of week get into summer inspo….I guess….I mean pools and bikinis, that’s all anyone really needs….

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Rita Ora is into health and wellness, I guess now that she’s married, she realizes she has to maintain a level of hotness to keep her rich man happy, but maybe she’s just a vapid idiot who puts all her worth into her tits and is realizing that as she reaches her 30s the metabolism has given up on her, the tits have sagged on her, and the whole level of dumpy rot is depressing….so she’s doing workouts and she’s doing saunas…

Luckily, as a pervert that I am, I can see this for what it is in my imagination, which is a topless chick that just had a few loads dumped on her, giving her that glazed look like some freshly KILNED pottery….

Then she proceeded to give a SFW tutorial on her fuck moves that led to her getting glazed like that DONUT her big tits probably crave now that she’s been starving them out…

The whole thing is a good time….

Rita Ora Bra is wearing the same bra as Maddie Ziegler it’s a conspiracy….

The other conspiracy is that Rita Ora’s not showing us her tits, which she’s already shown in her rise up as host body to great tits that landed a record deal despite never quite making it….and I find the offensive.

I guess she feels like she’s officially made it since bagging an actual Hollywood celebrity, but I feel she’s been fucking the higher tier people at all the celebrity filled parties she was invited to for her tits….but what do I know…other than she’s in a bra that other people are also wearing because I guess that’s MARKETING bro….and so is having great tits…MARKETING.

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Rita Ora posted up some beach pictures. She’s hardly half naked, despite it being a beach and everyone and their granny go to the beach basically half naked…all thonged up.

So Rita Ora, someone who has used her body as a marketing tool the last decade, about to hop onto some tour that is what I assume to be her last hurrah at making her popstar dreams come true since she’s an old married hag at this point….

Rita Ora, someone who has fucked all kinds of people, so many that letting a few more million see her naked wouldn’t really have any impact on anything….

Rita Ora, someone who has been in the gym trying to get her geriatric ass in shape so that she can handle touring and dancing on stage like she was still in her 20s….perfectly sculpted to be naked or near naked…..

Has decided to wear a fucking snow suit to the beach….maybe she’s scared of the sun and skin cancer, despite her olive, race ambiguous skin….

Anyway you look at it, it’s pretty tragic….she’s as young as she’s ever going to be and she’s not being exploitative, does she even know what ERA she’s in?

I guess she’s playing the “you CAN turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE”….modest is the hottest angle and in a generation of SO MANY SLUTS, we’re WAIST DEEP in sluts, like when the apartment flooded due to a sewage back-up, only it’s sluts instead of sewage….modest is the hottest….and I’m ready to get to a MUSLIM place where ankles get me hard and not because I’ve jerked off to every other body part and scenario and ankles are all I have left, but because girls stop being whores and ankles are all they give us!

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