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2024

05

Feb

Rita Ora’s Tight Shorts of the Day

I don’t know if Rita Ora was at the Grammy Awards, but she is in short shorts that are tight shorts, and that may be better than anything the Grammy Awards brings us.

I do know that Rita Ora is a potential industry star, but she was ousted from her lucrative contract early in her career and didn’t have the deep pockets to market her into some pop icon, but for the last decade, she’s been grinding, showing up at all the events to build her reach, network, audience and celebrity, and through it all she’s had a rockin’ set of tits.

The nice thing about these short shorts, these tight shorts, is that you can’t see her dick….which either she tucks, or doesn’t have, because she’s not a transgender.

I know Rita Ora is old, but I believe in her reaching the top of the food chain and not because she’s fucked herself to the top of the food chain, but that helps….I believe in her reaching the top of the food chain, because her tits are big enough for us all to latch on and survive whatever impending apocalypse that’s coming.

Don’t eat the tits that feed you, suck em…or stare at them….or suck them while staring at them…

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