Rita Ora’s an attention seeker, whether it’s due to narcissism, where she thinks the people give a fuck about her or that it is her duty to show you all the Rita Ora she can because she thinks she’s important or doing us a service since that’s how that whole thing works, but it could just be from boredom of having nothing better to do with herself, while doing what she can to stand out amongst all the attention seeking narcissists out there with a little more fire under their asses because they aren’t married to rich Hollywood players yet!

In being an attention seeking, just doing her part in pop culture, leaving her mark like an double amputee girl’s snail trail across the bedroom floor, she’s graced us with her never been fitter body, maybe she has cancer, in a bikini, with upskirts and most recently, in weird cutouts jeans that show off her slut brand, from the slut ranch, they churned her out of!

Can’t hate a big set of tits on the tailend of her sex appeal doing her best to stand-out!

Bikini:

Upskirt:

Cut Out Pants:

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Rita Ora posted a couple of strategic nudes, which are the nudes you don’t actually see her blown out labia in, not that she’s a mom who’s gone through natural childbirth, you know the typical way a pussy gets blown out, but because she’s an Albanian refugee from the UK who navigated her way to LA, where she was able to amass her large audience with her tits, and you know pussy being blown out was involved in that process!

I think she’s pretty hot, has some hot tits, and I like the fact that I have never heard any of her songs, which I guess was her whole intro to this celeb world that ended with her never having a heavily radio played hit like a Rihanna, but instead she’d go to all the events showing off her tis, you know reducing her to her tits, ignoring any talent that got her to America, and saying “at least I have these tits” and like other tits before her, it worked!

Which is why her strategic non nude while nude content is frustrating, she’s at a point in her celebrity where she can just say fuck it, and give the people what they want, but instead she does the cocktease to be a little racy, edgy, but ultimately a piece of shit because she’s not showing anything, like she’s some modest is the hottest, while being fucking naked!

Now, I don’t think being naked is whorish, I think it’s the best, I’m all for nudism, but when nudiity is WEAPONIZED like this, I find it DEMONIC, which would make sense, because you know being a sex kitten in the music industry has likely taken her to some weird industry sex parties where they sacrifice homeless women they’ve imported from Mexico or some shit, which is all the more reason to GET actually naked fuck!

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Rita Ora wants you to know she’s been working out, but more importantly, that she is more than just tits, because girls with tits always like to pretend their wins aren’t because of their tits, and to do that they are forced to squat all fucking day for months upon months, to prove that they also have ass!

The famous for being famous thanks to aggressively going to every party for 10 years, getting in the tabloids, using them tits, may finally be going back to her singing career that got her invited to those events in the first place, and I am sure her songs will be anything but uplifting, inspiring, meaningful, from the heart or good! These people all make empty and shitty music to help destroy a generation of people with meaningless noise so that one day AI will be the source of all their music, allowing all people to sit around masturbating to VR, but I prefer her in the gym all strong legged and ripped belly with the biggest gully to imagine cumming into like it’s some kind of mold you make popsicles with, if you’re into that sort of thing, homo!

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There was a story about Rita Tita Ora marrying TITIKAKA WAKAKA or whatever the fuck that New Zealand Filmmaker they decided was important because he made a movie about modern vampires being roommates, which I guess was seen as comedic genius because vampires aren’t supposed to have the same drama that early 20 year old losers who have roommates would have, that’s SOOOOO absurd, GIVE THIS GUY A MULTI PICTURE DEAL! NOMINATE HIM FOR OSCARS, SPIN IT OFF INTO A SERIES.

It’s one of those “if only it was that easy to get rich and famous” when you realize, holy shit it is that easy to get rich and famous, these people aren’t fucking special, they are just confident in their dumb ideas, and the public are mindless retards who like anything.

Anyway, I don’t care about whether TITKAKA’s success is warranted or not, it’s warranted if people pay him and watch his bullshit, I also don’t care if his success has allowed him to marry Rita Ora, which apparently she confirmed today or in the last 20 hours on DailyMail.

I don’t do news and I don’t care if Rita Ora is married, or if she’s divorced, or if she’s got talent or just famous for being famous, instagram clickbaiter with hot tits that may have a whole angle where she claims she’s a popstar, but we ALL know she’s hardly a popstar, a wannabe popstar, sure, or try hard popstar maybe…..but this girl is an instagram hustle at best. Whether she can sing or had a record deal or not.

I am sure is rich as shit, that she’s got real life fans and groupies like she was Adam Levine, but so are kids who lip sync and dance badly on TikTok and drive Rolls Royce’s.

What is impressive, is that she’s been working out and is now showing off the ass instead of the tits, as if they are as good as the tits, that’s some DIVERSITY in the era of Diversity that’s more fun than a black Little Mermaid!

In other Rita Tita Ora news – be sure to sauna detox – ideally all over her face – you perverts!

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Rita Titty Ora may be a nobody who became a somebody by being a nobody who was almost a somebody, or at least has been a pretty big disappointment compared to what she probably expected for herself when she first got signed, but thanks to Rihanna hating her and ousting her from the label, she probably got a pretty good buy out, which resulted in her trying to build her own hype before the whole influencer thing, when it was looked down on and thought of as desperate, so to me, she’s always been a try hard who never was, but the reality is that she’s been doing it so long, and society has changed around us where that anyone who is anyone is a fucking try hard, just fighting for visibility, pulling the same Rita Ora strategy of being everywhere and since she’s been doing it so long, has actual talent, or enough to get her signed a decade ago in the first place, she’s actually a higher profile famous nobody, almost a somebody but most importantly, she’s got a great set of tits!

So let’s focus on the tits, because when born with these, it’s hard to not make it in the era of internet, whether you can sing or dance or get to all the hot parties or not!

Great tit and she knows it, and wants to remind you of it, so I’ll take that as some giving back to the community that still doesn’t quite know what the fuck Rita Ora is.

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Rita Ora, who is the wife of New Zealand Actor/Filmmaker Taika Waititi, not that they really market that they’ve been married, but that’s the fucking story and who really gives a shit who she’s married to, when people barely give a shit about who she is!

Sure she’s got the huge following thanks to her tits, and possibly being in the right place at the right time, but her existence has hardly been some pop star billionaire, but more a girl with a record deal who ended up not releasing music, so she turned to instagram to post her cleavage between attending every paparazzi event, the most followed D-Lister, who probably makes the most money as a D-Lister, so I guess the hustle worked1

The good news is that despite turning to fitness, youknow she’s a married women in her 30s, she’s gotta do what she can to maintain what she’s got, but despite the working out like other 30 somethings, she doesn’t look like an emaciated monster, but instead like a fitter version of herself, and she’s still go the tits1

I don’t know what this outfit is for, a hollywood premiere with her man, now that she’s a Hollywood wife, or maybe it’s to the VMAs to do some weird Satanic rituals, but ultimately, we’re just here for the tits, which is likely the same reason Taika Waititi is there! They’re good tits!

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Rita Ora is your Albanian Princess who managed to survive the Albanian Genocide of 1999 because she had already been human trafficked out of KOSOVO to the UK where they pretended she was the grand daughter of some important figure, so they could train her in an underground bunker to be a top level performer, as they do….

They must be so upset with the results of said training, because they got her to that record deal with one of their Homies, only for her to be ousted and forced to fend for herself in the scary world of a pre-instagram time, luckily, she managed to have enough hype from having that record deal, but luckily, instagram did happen and she was able to do that whole “Influencer Thing” while figuring out how to become an a-list popstar, it’s been 10 years, she’s not quite there yet, but thanks to influencers being the only thing people care about, she’s one of the more famous people in the world, all without many hits, or tours, because why bother when you get paid with less effort in a lazy generation of money comes way too fuck easy, just not to me…

Anyway, I can’t confirm that any of what I have written is truth, if it was it would be highly classified information, if I did know that kind of thing, we could assume the vehicle I was driving in would get blown up and made to look like a car accident, so I just make fun of conspiracies here, if they come true, so be it, if not, they are good comedic entertainment, right new FBI agent friend of Facebook, thanks for the add, making me feel so validated.

I can confirm that she has big tits, is in bikini, possibly newly married to that Tatiki guy, possibly knocked up, you couldn’t rally tell at this stage in the game with her already very fertile and engorged tits..and that’s really all we actually care about. Right.

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IF you’re wondering why old as shit Rita Ora is not a famous popstar, or why she had to use her tits to get attention in the thirstiest way…..going to multiple events tits out after landing a record deal that didn’t pan out for her…..because she’s no Rihanna….forcing her to be some sort of low hanging fruit influencer…straight from the refugee camps of Bosnia…..then you have to watch her attempt at a song now that she’s rich from influencing….

This video came out in June, but I only noticed it now, that’s how relevant she is…her face looking old as shit in her very produced video….spewing out meaningless words set to meaningless sounds because the people don’t seek quality or emotion, they’re numb.
THEN HERE YOU GO…..

To which I say….WHERE THE TITS AT….now that she’s got a rich husband from the movies, a career as an influencer, an attempt at being the old as shit pop star she watned to be, the tits take a backseat, like they aren’t the ONLY reason she exists.

EVIL is hard at work people.

Luckily, she brought her tits to what looks like a SKEET SHOOT, where the SKEET wasn’t being shot on her face as she’s accustomed to, but at least her tits were there in plain sight, so that I feel some sense of normalcy….

She was also in a black dress, THAT’S RACIST.

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When you see a caption like RITA ORA see through, you’d probably expect to see her awesome heavy tits that have helped her exist after her pop career failed….

So you must be pretty disappointed that your favorite wife to a weird New Zealand actor who pretends to be a popstar and more than just tits…..is not showing her tits….

BUT it’s still a see through dress motherfucker, she’s just making it about her ass to show you her versatility I guess.

Overall, she’s still hot.

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Rita Ora’s a pretty unimpressive celebrity, at least based on her accomplishments, since she’s been trying to be super famous for over a decade, and she’s become more a “famous for being famous” type, than an actual famous for creating amazing life changing art that people respect her for, because when you have tits and moderate talent, you don’t need that many hits….and really you don’t need any hits….I am a firm believer in the one hit wonder business model…set from life from one Achy Breaky Gangnam Style I’m the One who Wants to Be with You Short Dick Man….you get what I am saying here, why bother trying, when you can just show up to all the events with your tits out, tricking people into thinking you are important, so they give you jobs as a spokesmodel or host…

Anyway, she’s doing fitness in her tight slutty fitness gear and that’s always exciting, when you imagine that she’s pulling herself into cock, not the “We are in the Shadows” fake vampire reality show Tatiki Watiki’s cock, which is the actual cock she’s eating, but rather some more anonymous cock, maybe even your cock, depending how much you like / hate your penis for always being there for you, or wronging you based on size alone….

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