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2022

23

Sep

Rita Ora’s Fitness of the Day

Rita Ora wants you to know she’s been working out, but more importantly, that she is more than just tits, because girls with tits always like to pretend their wins aren’t because of their tits, and to do that they are forced to squat all fucking day for months upon months, to prove that they also have ass!

The famous for being famous thanks to aggressively going to every party for 10 years, getting in the tabloids, using them tits, may finally be going back to her singing career that got her invited to those events in the first place, and I am sure her songs will be anything but uplifting, inspiring, meaningful, from the heart or good! These people all make empty and shitty music to help destroy a generation of people with meaningless noise so that one day AI will be the source of all their music, allowing all people to sit around masturbating to VR, but I prefer her in the gym all strong legged and ripped belly with the biggest gully to imagine cumming into like it’s some kind of mold you make popsicles with, if you’re into that sort of thing, homo!

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