Rita Ora’s a pretty unimpressive celebrity, at least based on her accomplishments, since she’s been trying to be super famous for over a decade, and she’s become more a “famous for being famous” type, than an actual famous for creating amazing life changing art that people respect her for, because when you have tits and moderate talent, you don’t need that many hits….and really you don’t need any hits….I am a firm believer in the one hit wonder business model…set from life from one Achy Breaky Gangnam Style I’m the One who Wants to Be with You Short Dick Man….you get what I am saying here, why bother trying, when you can just show up to all the events with your tits out, tricking people into thinking you are important, so they give you jobs as a spokesmodel or host…

Anyway, she’s doing fitness in her tight slutty fitness gear and that’s always exciting, when you imagine that she’s pulling herself into cock, not the “We are in the Shadows” fake vampire reality show Tatiki Watiki’s cock, which is the actual cock she’s eating, but rather some more anonymous cock, maybe even your cock, depending how much you like / hate your penis for always being there for you, or wronging you based on size alone….

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Here’s Rita Ora, who made a name for herself as the girl willing to Fuck Rob Kardashian to launch her pop career after signing to a major label, but who has since gone through a bunch of different men, even though she lost her major label contract. I mean I’m sure she’s got one now, but there was a time that she was just a lost set of tits navigating through LA with a lot of money in her bank because she got bought out of her deal….and now those tits are sagging.

It’s one of those old Albanian refugees that unlike other refugees doesn’t end up in the gutter eating rats, but instead in million dollar houses that she owns and I credited 99 percent of it to her rockin’ now sagging tits.

It’s one of those TITTIES against the clock situations of titties not being perky forever, so use them while we can and as the host body to said tits, RITA ORA can look in the mirror and say to her tits “Girls, we’ve done our best, we’ve gone to great heights together and we’re in a place that I’ll still let you shine, probably with the help of a push up bra, but you can’t carry us the same way anymore”….

Unless I’m wrong and sloppy old lady saggers still get the hits they need, they probably do, cuz they’re tits…even when not at their optimal….still tits…so use em like Ora does.

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Rita Ora is 31, so her tits are really on the cusp of rotting the fuck out. Her dreams of being a popstar, which she was able to almost be all those years ago, are starting to disappear….it’s the slow rot….but as a pervert, I’ll stare at her big tits for as long as she’s showing them….I’ll likely be dead long before she is, but if I am not, I’ll definitely still look at the tits she’s used as her biggest marketing hook to make herself matter in a shitty industry….they feel like old friends at this point…

The Kosovo refugee, who had a famous in Kosovo filmmaker grandfather, just made it to the UK as political refugees, before becoming the famous for fucking a Kardashian, the brother Rob….paving the way to be LA famous for the tits…while pretending to make music on the side…

Whatever works, and as far as I’m concerned, tits get hits, they are great marketing hooks and if you have em, use em….but we don’t need to tell Rita that, she’s basically just a walking tit at this stage in her always showing off her tits for attention career…

I like it.

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Hot titty Rita Ora…the Rita Titty Ora…Tita Ora…or uh….titty Ora.

The point of the story is What came first the Titty or the failed popstar who become some kind of host, influencer, socialite who is famous for being a failed pornstar that fucked a Kardashian….some producers and is still not a popster, but she’s paid her fucking dues…and through it all, there has been great Bosnian tit.

That’s not the point of the story, the point of the story is would Rita Ora matter or be Rita Ora without the awesome, now aging, titties.

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Rita Ora’s been campaigning to be a pop star for as long as she’s existed in America with her lucrative record deal Rihanna had cancelled.

She’s been trying so hard to be an A-List popstar since the second she rode Kardashian dick hoping it would open more opportunities for her….she used to fuck a Kardashian, before fucking a series of music producers, who still haven’t made her an A-List popstar….but rather a d-list popstar, maybe an a-list influencer and host, I mean who fucking knows….or cares.

She’s now putting the same work she put into her great tits, that are less great as each day passes by….as hours turn to days, days to weeks, weeks to months, months to years…every second she degrades…so she’s putting that same effort, which is a lot of effort…if you can’t beat them, you can ALWAYS out work them, which she’s done….

SO she’s doing same thing for her tits, for her ass, and it looks good from this distance and angle..so I’ll get behind her and stare from the computer screen, why the fuck not.

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Here’s some Rita Ora doing a little tribute to summer with her slutty swimsuits that I’ll assume are from last summer.

The popstar who never was, but who I guess is still trying to be by pulling any tactic she can to get noticed. It’s worked out nicely for her and because she was introduced to us via Rob Kardashian’s dick and a lucrative record deal with Jay Z before social media was really a thing, her shamelessness gets to remain “marketing” and not cries for attention even if we know it is a cry for attention.

Anyway, she lives in LA and works in Australia, so I’m not too sure what this bitch is saying about being ready for summer. She’s in a pool, which like so many pools in LA, can be SWAM in in Middle of January.

I think she’s shaming people like us Canadians, who are under an ICE WALL 9 months a year…

Now I know how fat chicks feel when they see a skinny chick in an AD.

Unrealistic WEATHER expectations….or some shit…

In other news, she adopted a dog, I love dogs, so I like her more than I did before seeing she got a dog…..DOGS are EVERYTHING and EVERYTHING is DOG.

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Now her tits and ass, that you didn’t know she had, but that she clearly wants you to know she had, so long as it is filtered through underwater photography.

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I feel like these pics are old, but Rita Ora’s alright…..

I figure she’s done enough dick sucking to not only last a lifetime, you know the climb to the top requires throat…to finally matter.

She’s paid her fucking dues, from going to every party she could, to get as many paparazzi shots as she could, only for no one to even give a shit about her, like they don’t give a shit about Rihanna’s fake pregnancy.

That’s not to say she’s not rich as shit from being bought out of what may have been a lucrative record deal, but it is to say that she’s more of an influencer instagram model slut that a popstar she originally was and that’s probably sad for her.

It was a use the tits to get ahead, not become a set of tits on the internet that distract the fans from the fact that she can sing….

As she ages out, the tits are on a timeline, so we hope for her sake, after all the hard work, she finally matters in the way she wants to.

In the meantime, I’m going to stare at what matters the way I want…her great tits..that she has no real issue posting in bikini because that’s what you do when you’re an instagram model people….CLICKBAIT…or is it TITBAIT.

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Rita Ora, who I am sure has more depth than just her tits, but can’t be sure, because I haven’t fisted her to find out…just how DEEP she may be…

She is just cursed with the best curse possible, almost makes you think they put her on hormones when they trafficked her out of a Bosnian refugee camp….unless you believe the whole having a real family in the UK and her just “going viral” enough to have a Kardashian swoop her up and get her signed to Jay Z’s label before being bought out of her Jay Z contract for not having tits good enough to take Rihanna’t throne…despite being pretty good tits…so good that it’s her duty to the fans to bring them out like this, or really however she wants, it’s like how old rock bands need to play their classics, knowing people are only at the show for the classics, even if they are bored of the classics, they know the classics are what made them…

So in Rita Ora’s case, the titties are the classics…and she knows it…a good thing, because there are girls out there who actually think their credits on IMDB, their awards, their bank balances are their legacy…which is a nice fantasy…as we all know what it’s really about…TITTIES….

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I just saw Rita Ora announced that she is starring in some Beauty and the Beast origin story series for Disney Plus, which we’ll assume she’s either playing the beast or Angela Lansbury, who for whatever reason, I remember being in the original cartoon, even though I’ve never seen it, because I am not a fucking weirdo….

I guess the lesson in all this is that if you go to enough parties, meet the right people, get kicked out of your initial record deal only to get paid off so that you can socialize with the right people, going to events 3-4 times per day to get seen on the red carpet, using the rockin’ big Albanian Refugee tits to get seen for what must be a decade now….EVENTUALLY someone will feel sorry enough for you and give you that chance…you know acting doesn’t require talent, it’s a who you know situation, a social game that I guess Rita Ora has gamed…

All the NAYSAYERS who called her a bootleg Rihanna, or a virtual unknown party girl with a budget, or an international success thanks to tricking international people into thinking she was an American success, so they followed the lead….even though you wouldn’t even notice her at a GRAMMY party waiting in line for a free drink if she was in front of you….

I like to chalk this up as a WIN for hot tits, right before it’s too late, because she’s getting old as shit….and you know how that goes for tits.

It’s a titty win for us titty lovers that have been by her side online or every inch of cleave she’s ever shown…

In a way, I feel like her wins are our wins, even though she’s the only one getting rich off it, and the idea of jerking off to Disney Plus is a weird one, unless you’re in Canada, where you can see Pam and Tommy dick and fake tits ALL day….next to Duck Tails….or whatever else is on that fucking sinister app.

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Rita Ora may not be all that impressive of a popstar, even her bikini titoks are only worth watching for the tits, but that probably applies to most titoks since they are idiotic, but when you market yourself as a popstar, you sort give the people some expectations that they will see something monumental, that’s the whole point of being a star, you’re better than the normies….

Well, in Rita Ora’s case, she’s just another set of tits on TiTok…nothing revolutionary because people are lazy and I am not just saying that because her stomach looks pregnant or bloated but she does look dumpier than usual…probably what happens to bitches when they age…especially when they’re rich…what the fuck the point of being ripped…NO ONE CARES…they are here for the now sloppier titty..

She definitely seems like someone you wouldn’t notice if you were in line behind her at Starbucks, you may thin she’s Kelly Osbourne….but that’s because she’s really not that famous, even if she thinks she is and if brands pay her like she is…no one cares..

It’s probably not entirely her fault, the satanists who she sold her soul to turned their back on her and paid out her contract before she really made it, which I guess is making it, getting paid to NOT deliver…something that I guess she’s carried her entire “career”….you don’t need to be capable of much, so long as the people writing checks think you are…and here we have some RITA ORA tit…something I’ll stare at as long as she brings it…I guess I have a boner for Bosnian refugees or maybe the industry has a boner for Bosnian refugees…I know of at least 3 of them…but yeah, I’ve done so many Rita Ora posts over the years, I doubt any other “publication”, don’t worry I was laughing when I wrote that….I don’t think it’s possible to be this IRRELEVANT as a website, it’s almost a feat of failure to be this irrelevant after 18 years…which is why I keep doing it…I mean it’s pretty funny when you see how easy it is to actually “make it”…to be irrelevant is the new going viral….there’s something amazing about wanting to suck and be the least cool website around…..I just haven’t figure out what that something is!

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