Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

2022

Jan

Rita Ora may not be all that impressive of a popstar, even her bikini titoks are only worth watching for the tits, but that probably applies to most titoks since they are idiotic, but when you market yourself as a popstar, you sort give the people some expectations that they will see something monumental, that’s the whole point of being a star, you’re better than the normies….

Well, in Rita Ora’s case, she’s just another set of tits on TiTok…nothing revolutionary because people are lazy and I am not just saying that because her stomach looks pregnant or bloated but she does look dumpier than usual…probably what happens to bitches when they age…especially when they’re rich…what the fuck the point of being ripped…NO ONE CARES…they are here for the now sloppier titty..

She definitely seems like someone you wouldn’t notice if you were in line behind her at Starbucks, you may thin she’s Kelly Osbourne….but that’s because she’s really not that famous, even if she thinks she is and if brands pay her like she is…no one cares..

It’s probably not entirely her fault, the satanists who she sold her soul to turned their back on her and paid out her contract before she really made it, which I guess is making it, getting paid to NOT deliver…something that I guess she’s carried her entire “career”….you don’t need to be capable of much, so long as the people writing checks think you are…and here we have some RITA ORA tit…something I’ll stare at as long as she brings it…I guess I have a boner for Bosnian refugees or maybe the industry has a boner for Bosnian refugees…I know of at least 3 of them…but yeah, I’ve done so many Rita Ora posts over the years, I doubt any other “publication”, don’t worry I was laughing when I wrote that….I don’t think it’s possible to be this IRRELEVANT as a website, it’s almost a feat of failure to be this irrelevant after 18 years…which is why I keep doing it…I mean it’s pretty funny when you see how easy it is to actually “make it”…to be irrelevant is the new going viral….there’s something amazing about wanting to suck and be the least cool website around…..I just haven’t figure out what that something is!