Here’s Rita Ora, who made a name for herself as the girl willing to Fuck Rob Kardashian to launch her pop career after signing to a major label, but who has since gone through a bunch of different men, even though she lost her major label contract. I mean I’m sure she’s got one now, but there was a time that she was just a lost set of tits navigating through LA with a lot of money in her bank because she got bought out of her deal….and now those tits are sagging.

It’s one of those old Albanian refugees that unlike other refugees doesn’t end up in the gutter eating rats, but instead in million dollar houses that she owns and I credited 99 percent of it to her rockin’ now sagging tits.

It’s one of those TITTIES against the clock situations of titties not being perky forever, so use them while we can and as the host body to said tits, RITA ORA can look in the mirror and say to her tits “Girls, we’ve done our best, we’ve gone to great heights together and we’re in a place that I’ll still let you shine, probably with the help of a push up bra, but you can’t carry us the same way anymore”….

Unless I’m wrong and sloppy old lady saggers still get the hits they need, they probably do, cuz they’re tits…even when not at their optimal….still tits…so use em like Ora does.

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