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2021

31

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

I don’t lurk, I get force fed propaganda I didn’t ask to see, but sometimes, I don’t mind staring at that propaganda I didn’t ask to see, because I don’t get influenced by the propaganda I see….I don’t know if it has to do with me being on the spectrum of autism, there was a marketing article about how autistic people don’t fall for marketing and I’ve never fallen for marketing….trends….hanging with the cool kids…wanting to be part of the cool crowd….in fact I hate the cool crowd and not because they don’t invite me to their parties…but if they did invite me to their parties I would still hate the cool crowd because they are the ones who aren’t organically cool, they are trying to be cool, which by definition isn’t cool…..how about you go to Hypebeast and get scammed on the latest limited edition sweatshirt that cost the brand 8 dollars to resell to you for 2,000 you embarassing fuck…

But yeah, if I was autistic, which I assume I am, just from an era before autism was a thing, I would rather it be some Aspergers coding things, so that I could be big tech that DOESN’T censor you…my propaganda would be FREEDOM….

So in today’s force fed propaganda, I came across Rita Ora sucking in her 30 year old gut in her skimpy enough bikini for attention, because these whores know that even with the record deals, the hosting deals, the brand deals, even their own brand promos, that ultimately they’re nothing but a set of tits….for all their accomplishments and money…they are nothing but a set of tits…and that’s fine with me cuz I’ve reduced women to their tits, at least unimpressive, try hard, slutty women to their tits, becuase there are women who aren’t pushing their tits on me and are actually impressive, smart, respectable, not shameless, confident, not needing men to jerk off to them, some may not even have social media, some could be really intelligent, maybe into the church or helping AIDS babies not making AIDS in their babymaker….just a rare and beautiful breed….Rita Ora just isn’t that…good tits though.


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2021

25

Aug

Rita Ora Flasher of the Day

Rita Ora may think her purpose on this earth is to make music, like the other Albanian singers making hits, because I guess they were human trafficked out of BOSNIA…in the 90s…to create hits 25 years later…

She likely thinks that she’s a solid singer, gifted by god, not that she actually believes in god, to be Rita Ora, one must SELL their fucking soul to SATAN…we already know that…

She doesn’t want to think she’s just hot tits, while being hot tits, and I know I’d be down to Eating ass with shit in it from a lazy rich person wipe…she looks good…but I’d probably eat any ass with shit still in it if I was really in the zone, you know present in the moment, I’ve done it before I’ll do it again, so it’s not really a compliment…

She did make money with a crazy record deal, which has carried her, and I guess she can sleep at night thinking she’s a popstar, but we all know she’s just tits, aging tits, but STILL tits…irrelevant, unimpressive, desperate and shameless…but still TITS…

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2021

23

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini Dance of the Day

Rita Ora is a funny personality, .I mean not comedically funny, but funny in a QUEER way…but queer in its traditional form of “weird” not in its current form of “weird”….you know what I mean…

She’s queer, but not queer, but maybe queer cuz she did have a threesome and she is here with some other bi-sexual industry kitten who fucks what needs to be fucked when it needs to be fucked as her job description clearly outlines…

But yeah, queer in that she landed a solid record deal, got kicked off the label or at least the label kept her captive to not bite into profits from other talent they had on their label, only to release her from her contract 7 years later, no hit songs under her belt, but paid out to fuck off….allowing her to continue existing like she had the 7 years she was signed basically being a celebrity groupie…like she was Phoebe Price or the Annalynne McCord’s sisters…go wherever you can so the paparazzi see you but NEVER do anything of merit cuz you don’t have to cuz you got paid out…

Unless you consider fuking ROB KARDASHIAN…the fat brother they turned into Khloe Kardashian after Bruce found the right doctor for the family to execute that…have you seen Khloe and Rob in the same room ever? Me neither…but I also do everything in my pwer to not see Khloe Kardashian anywhwere…

Point of the fucking story is that Rita Ora and her tits are doing what Rita Ora and her tits do best…being a lame attention seeking nothing with great tits….cuz with great tits even a nothing is a something…and here’s Rita Ora and Ashely Benson comparing titties…


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2021

18

Aug

Rita Ora Cleavage of the Day

Rita Ora’s taken some time out of getting fucked in potential threesomes with New Zealand’s own Taika Waititi, who unlike Larry Page from Google who bought his way into New Zealand citizenship since New Zealand is supposed to be a good place to ride out to apocalypse because it is so far removed, Taika was born there….and I guess doesn’t see New Zealand as a great place to ride out the apocalypse, when he can go to his house in LA and make his own apocalypse in Rita Ora’s cunt…

The real question is whether Taika Waititi knew who Rita Ora is, since no one knows who she is, or if he was just won over by her tits…because they are great tits, better a few years ago, but isn’t that usually the case with fat tits….

She is actually more than just some girl who sings fucking various producers and at least one Kardashian….who was able to become a social media influencer for showing her tits, but that’s probably the most interesting thing about this pervert who has her tits out, belly hidden, in LA, not Australia where they first threesomed, because Australia is in some insane regime of population control…people can’t be 5 km from home, they can only leave their house 2 hours a day for work, exercise or shopping, so long as it is 5km away….they are going door to door to test people who are just minding their own business at home…issuing tickets…pepper spraying 12 year olds…all while one of the ministers has vaccine related retard face Bells Palsy….and if you go against the regime, they declare you mentally unfit, which is actually a loophole the governments everywhere have and can throw you in the loonie bin and pump you up with fucking sedatives….ALL because there’s barely any cases of the fucking flu….and it’s likely all vaccine illness…

So be prepared for that over here…while remembering that I prefer tits as the tool to control populations, propaganda, and all that other good stuff…

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2021

12

Aug

Rita Ora Nude Bodysuit of the Day

Rita Ora’s in a hot one piece outfit, I guess it’s called a leotard…she’s a performer, a woman of the stage, a private dancer because no one actually knows who she is or goes to her concerts, which really isn’t her fault, Jay-z’s label that made her a lot of money basically held her hostage so that she didn’t bite into Rihanna’s profits…whether that was a Rihanna tantrum or strategic, who knows, those people are demented and evil, which is why they are billionaires..

I saw that Rihanna sold out of her new perfume, because having a billion dollar lingerie brand wasn’t enough for the already rich as shit Rihanna….because the money is available, the people of social media are brain washed and have credit cards…so brain washed that they bought into a perfume they never smelled…to which Rihanna is probably laughing…YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SMELLED IT YET you fools….not to mention perfume’s probably made with some weird fucking ingredients…

I just googled it:


Fragrances are linked to a staggering number of health risks. Across multiple research studies, chemicals used to make fragrances are classified as allergens, hormone disruptors, asthma triggers, neurotoxins & carcinogens. … Fragrance chemicals, like other toxic chemicals, can pass from the skin and into the blood.

I just assumed it was made with horse piss….but yeah, people lining up to buy Rihanna’s perfume because they’ve been so well trained…SICK FUCKS…

Anyway, Rita Ora is not Rihanna, she’s not a found in Barbados `14 year old imported to America as part of their strategy, a story that’s never made sense to me….

BUT I would like to smell Rita Ora’s scent, mainly her vaginal scent, maybe pee in a bottle and sell that shit, I’ll buy it all motherfuckers…I just probably can’t afford it…

I have a thing for her tits, unfortunately her belly’s catching up to the tits, these things happen….

I also have a thing for one pieces, I’ve pulled at least one leotard aside for lunch, or a mid afternoon snack….because I couldn’t handle how ONE fabric or garment touched all the key talking points…TITS, ASSHOLE and PUSSY….magical…

Oh and a nip slip…

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2021

28

Jul

Rita Ora Tits in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of Rita Ora’s career has been watching her tits sag.

It’s nothing to be ashamed of, you can’t all be 20 years old forever, some of you have to age, and with aging comes a loss in elasticity of skin, and if you’re tits are big enough, they’ll self sabotage themselves, maybe even commit suicide if left to their own vices, but jumping off the bridge that is the sternum…

I don’t know if that being the highlight of Rita Ora’s career about being a host body for a set of tits that are slowly fading away in the worst way…is more a sign of how I reduce all these women to their tits, because nothing they do is as interesting…or if it’s a representation of how useless a career Rita Ora has had as a signed artist, who got bought out of her contract for a lot of money, forced to fend for herself, she fucked her way through some producers and never really achieved the popstar status she hoped for….she did get to all the parties though and parties are important to increase your profile….

So we’ve got this Euro bitch who moved to America on Rob Kardashian’s dick, who Europeans think is a big American star and Americans think is a big European star and I am sure in that crossing of miss information…she’s got paid…just not enough to not post bikini selfies for attention as the girls do…but as it turns out you can have all the money in the world and still be a slut…just ask J.Lo…Rita Ora’s probably met her once, and I am sure was stoked on it, so maybe we can ask Rita Ora, but she’ll have to fall more into obscurity for that…she’s still too big time to deal with the commoners…typical low level celebrity that hasn’t quite made it shit…

Check out the tits though, that’s her greatest accomplishment, Host Body.

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2021

09

Jul

Rita Ora Tight Leggings of the Day

Rita Ora Leggings

Rita Ora must be pretty old by now….it seems like she’s been a celebrity with no real reason besides having been signed by a label, before being bought out of her contract because Rihanna was like “Fuck that noise, you’re not bringing some Rob Kardashian fucking groupie onto the same record label as me”….and knowing Rihanna was relevant, is still relevant, prints hits, they said, pay this Rita bitch off…and they did…

With work visa in hand, access thanks to starting the celeb thing and lots of money allowed her to go to every invite only party, get that paparazzi coverage, all while never making any music….so a pop star, who never was a pop star, but is treated like a pop star….weird…

Here she is in slutty middle aged mom in active-wear that you can probably see at your local Amazon.com Whole Foods….this is the future…sluts of all ages in provocative clothing amongst us….this is their SUNDAY bests…since they are all godless pervert heathen money grubbing freaks…

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2021

07

Jul

Rita Ora Nip Slip of the Day

Rita Ora Nip Slip

Rita Ora, the famous for who fucking knows what, but famous never the less, has gone onto launch her own alcohol brand as a cash grab as these people do…why the fuck not, if you get a decently successful alcohol brand running, the big guys will buy you out for 50 times earnings and you can be like George Clooney and anyone else who has sold a bullshit alcohol brand out there…the shit prints money….

So in having an alcohol brand, despite no one knowing why she’s famous or why she has all those followers, at least after realizing she’s not Kelly Osbourne, who I have mistaken her for at least once….she decided to do a star studded Fourth of July party for her celebrity friends who also don’t know who she is, but assume she’s important, and as a friendly reminder or tribute to why she even matters, she pulled her titty out…and this is that screen capture…a great tit, exposed….on a randomly famous host body…

I was late to the game on this one, but since no one visits the site, who fucking cares.

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2021

21

Jun

Rita Ora Short Skirt of the Day

Here’s everyone’s favorite Kosovo Refugee from the 90s turned popstar along with a bunch of other Kosovo refugees who also became popstars…they call themselves Albanians and for whatever reason at least three other popstars are of the same background…maybe it’s something to do with their language allowing them to sing with ease…I was told all the hotels in China hire Filipino or is it Filipin-X people to sing in their hotel lobbies because they can sing…I don’t know if that’s fact or racism but I think if your language is based on different pitches, it’d be easy to turn that into song….but who fucking cares…

Rita Ora and her big titties are done up in s short skirt and slutty top, not quite slutty enough for my liking, but based on her designer shoes, this is probably some high fashion item that is overpriced, not that she’d pay for it, but all these other suckers of the internet who think high fashion is so important as a status symbol, when I see it is a symbol of idiotic behavior, paying 5,000 dollrs for a fucking t-shirt. get the fuck out of here…and it doesn’t even show off the titties..what a waste…

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2021

15

Jun

Rita Ora Deep Cameltoe of the Day

Rita Ora is showing off her athletic leisure outfit in the best way possible…a comedic cameltoe that you’d expect the fat awkward girl in your high school drama class to bust out as some kind of uncomfortable joke that no one laughs at or understands…just a pillow stuffed in her oversized pants to be as funny as Amy Schumer kind of thing…
ut instead, this is some paid to promote slutty athletic gear you see moms everywhere rocking like they aren’t in their 40s…because they see celebrities do it and it’s the low impact, comfortable way to say she’s fit, she works out, she like showing off her body, but it’s about function not being jerked off on…

If you read the site, you know that like the rest of the world, I don’t know why Rita Ora is famous, she’s really uneventful, but she’s managed to make Americans think she’s important in Europe, Europeans think she’s important in America….all while being important no where…pretty fascinating scam…and all it took was invites to all the parties..

That’s not to say she’s not rich, she had at least one 7 figure record dead that we know of and girl gets paid, it’s just to say she’s definitely done big things when her only real marketeable asset are her big Kosovo refugee tits..and I guess now she’s about the GUNT….I mean she filmed this knowing her pussy was eating her pants…it’s not some sort of accident…it’s part of her charm….

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