The highlight of Rita Ora’s career has been watching her tits sag.
It’s nothing to be ashamed of, you can’t all be 20 years old forever, some of you have to age, and with aging comes a loss in elasticity of skin, and if you’re tits are big enough, they’ll self sabotage themselves, maybe even commit suicide if left to their own vices, but jumping off the bridge that is the sternum…
I don’t know if that being the highlight of Rita Ora’s career about being a host body for a set of tits that are slowly fading away in the worst way…is more a sign of how I reduce all these women to their tits, because nothing they do is as interesting…or if it’s a representation of how useless a career Rita Ora has had as a signed artist, who got bought out of her contract for a lot of money, forced to fend for herself, she fucked her way through some producers and never really achieved the popstar status she hoped for….she did get to all the parties though and parties are important to increase your profile….
So we’ve got this Euro bitch who moved to America on Rob Kardashian’s dick, who Europeans think is a big American star and Americans think is a big European star and I am sure in that crossing of miss information…she’s got paid…just not enough to not post bikini selfies for attention as the girls do…but as it turns out you can have all the money in the world and still be a slut…just ask J.Lo…Rita Ora’s probably met her once, and I am sure was stoked on it, so maybe we can ask Rita Ora, but she’ll have to fall more into obscurity for that…she’s still too big time to deal with the commoners…typical low level celebrity that hasn’t quite made it shit…
Check out the tits though, that’s her greatest accomplishment, Host Body.
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