Rita Ora may be old but apparently she’s not tired, because she’s heading to the gym at 9 am like some kind of psychopath with no job.

You hear about the Marky Mark stories of waking at 3 am to gym before work, but the real committed ones get to the gym at 9 in some skimpy outfit, like it’s a fashion sho or a backdrop to selfie, because they don’t actually work, because they are rich from a record contract that was killed due to Rihanna…bought out before she started.

She’s married to some borderline fraud of a filmaker from New Zealand who committed to being an Aboriginal, even though his real name is David Cohen, but that name doesn’t get all the Aboriginal grants he needed to launch his career and make TV shows and Movies about vampire roommates…

The good news is Rita Ora has big tits and no babies to latch on them yet, so take em in, since that’s basically the story of Rita Ora….or as much of the story of Rita Ora that I am willing to dive into…

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