Ellie Goulding, FORMER VEGAN, current fitness addict because it helps her deal with her anxiety issues of being rich as shit, or maybe of having nightmares of having had sex with SKRILLEX back in 2012 when she likely launched her career off his back, a career that has been pretty fucking lucrative we a ton of hit songs over the decade….

The UK pop tart has something like 14 million followers, is a mom, but has some abs thanks to the over-exercising, which she’s showing off in these pics.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s hot, or interesting, or even good at making music that excites my soul, but she’s in a bikini and that’s usually enough with these whores who don’t deserve the success they have, yet have the success they have due to the stars aligning or proper dicks they sucked…or really because the general population are fucking retards…

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