I’ve never given a fuck about UK pop music, because for the most part, the UK has some of the worst pop music around…by boy bands and singers you’ve never heard of because only a handful make it over to America with one or two hits….while the rest are just kept in the UK to be low level famous, maybe to get cast in Celebrity Big Brother or their other “I am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here” bullshit…

I’ve always just assumed Ellie Goulding was one of those people, but her hit song that went viral in America was huge. I don’t remember it, like I couldn’t sing it to you, not that I could sing anything to you, I don’t believe in singing….or have those capabilities…but I know it was about fire…and that shit was EVERYWHERE…allowing her to One Hit Wonder her way out of the limelight, gone and forgotten, but apparently a dude came in her and she’s celebrating that like it’s a good thing…hormonal tits and slutty pregnancy pics we didn’t need cuz we know all pregnant chicks are sluts…they have to be in order to get pregnant..we took 9th grade biology dummy..

I don’t know what chemical imbalance happens for these people, where they feel the need to get naked cuz they are knocked up, but they all see to do it…probably narcissism…you know like people who masturbate in front of the mirror…only clearly her mirror masturbation ends with cum up in her….THE PROOF IS IN THE GUNT.

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