Ellie Goulding Burns Her Tits of the Day

2020

Jul

Ellie Goulding Burns Her Tits of the Day

Dude, Ellie Goulding’s face, what kind of cartoon Inspector Gadget look is that?

I mean thank god for the tits in the bikinis, which brings up a great point, which is how important tits are to the moderately hot girl or the monster faced girl like Ellie Goulding because you almost want to give her a pass not a fail for the bikini bike ride, I mean there are far worse looking recording artists out there and her broken down Inspector Gadget looking grill isn’t THAT bad…when she’s in a bikini but seriously, why even bother showing it, to prove that it’s you? Maybe just get a tattoo on the cleavage so we can crop the face out all together…I mean this is internet life, not real life, why not just focus on the good and save the rest for dudes who have to wake up next to you after they fuck you cuz of your celebrity and money and all that…people are groupies…I mean its a tradeoff!