There was a time when Child Star Taylor Momsen from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas Jim Carrey edition, and Gossip Girl and some lame ass rock band called the Pretty Reckless was a trending hashtag…then she disappeared, everyone forgot her, so she’s released a titty in a black wife beater video to remind you that she’s still only 27, not dead, but probably damaged from being a child star, but maybe the good kind of damaged that leads to good sex you’d never get from her, but can imagine because imaginary sex is the best sex of your life to date….but I have hope that will cahnge for you…I believe in you….

I guess now that she’s 27, she may die this year, so that could be why she’s making an event out of her titties….for attention…or maybe she’s got some IRS bills to pay and another shitty hit song is in the works but in order to get there she’s gotta market and if I learned anything getting my MBA…it’s that TITS get HITS….not that I have an MBA but you get what I mean.

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