Ellie Goulding Slutty of the Day

2020

Mar

Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who I assume has made the crossover to America with her one hit from probably 10 years ago at this stage in the game.

I never found her to be hot, but I assume some people did, and hot or not a girl need to get as many views as possible, so might as well get slutty. As we’ve learned from amateur porn everywhere, the girls are a little too real, even disgusting, but you’ll still jack off to them based on the content, to backstory, etc.

What I do know about Quarantine, not that she’s in Quarantine, I know the UK has been non beleivers in the virus as it was designed by the Queen as a way to take over the world with her rich friends, so they encourage you all to get it, so that they can force you to get microchipped by their “VACCINE”….but what I do know about Quarantine is that it is a great time for all these sluts, who have walked the line of slut publicly because they have a career, to go full slut because why the fuck not.