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2021

30

Dec

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

Horny pervert Heidi Klum doesn’t fuck around…she’s old, a mom of many, but still got her massive tits out in a bikini and they look fuking good.

I’ve called her a product of Eugenics forever and I believe that she was created through selective breeding practices developed in Nazi Germany with her grand parents, and even if this is just a fluke and not industrialized eugenics from her Nazi history, it’s good.

What I am saying is that she’s aging well, clearly on the child blood transfusions, HGH like they’re saying Bezos is on, or maybe it’s just abortion stem cell treatment, just not her abortions, since she seems to bring all her kids to fruition…

The point is…LOOK AT THOSE TItties in your face as her husband looks the other direction, probably bored of them and all her incessant sex demands…to remind you how bad you are at life…

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2021

15

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum is in Greece because when you’re rich and famous, the last two years have likely been very good to you, and the whole struggle the masses have to deal with doesn’t apply to them.

There are two or more timelines going on. You have the TRUTH and the TRUTH SEEKERS and the blinded or hoping things go back to normal….and who happily watch the rich get richer and live their life of luxury in luxurious places that are far less populated than they were before the pandemic because normal people aren’t traveling, making them the real fucking suckers in all this….but I guess we’ve been the suckers in all this all along because we’ve allowed them to win so we can watch them live their best life and envy them, because they are better than us.

Heidi Klum is better than us, or better than most and this is her topless in Greece in her late 40s for instagram. She is a mom of many, who has been banged out by some big cocks like SEAL COCK and rightfully so, if you’re going to be fucking a goddess like KLUM who makes no sense in terms of biological aging…it might as well be with a big dick….

I call her a product of German Eugenics of the 1940s….where they were trying to breed the hottest bitches…and it worked…so I guess the good news about the future is that the people in charge will only breed babes in the lab the way NATURE intended – otherwise NATURE wouldn’t create designer babies through genetic programming…

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2021

27

Oct

Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

Other than the screenshot at the top where it looks like Heidi Klum’s ass has lost it’s elasticity because she’s old as shit, you like like it’s being whipped around like a tire that lost its treads on a truck that is no rushing to get your Amazon orders because there is a supply chain issue….

So other than the fact that her skinny, skin hanging off her where her ass once was….like her ass is like a fleshy garbage bag 1/10 filled with water….

She’s looking pretty good..

Just yesterday, I saw some 2001 Heidi Klum photoshoot, probably on the forum, and thought “she looks better now”…which makes no sense since she’s had a dozen kids, has had some weird sex with really big penis, so that you’d expect her vagina to be dangling in the wind like it was her ass cheek….

I don’t know how that makes any sense, I mean it doesn’t make any traditional biological sense…but she could be a robot, or she could be a product of Eugenics, I mean she is German and they were and still are really into eugenics…so that they can make their bitches as hot as possible…not a bad campaign, despite it being a little “playing god”…which by definition is evil…BUT AT LEAST THE BITCHES ARE HOT…well into their 50s…even after shitting out a dozen kids…so stop HATING…not that anyone is hating…everyone is fetishizing these evil fucks pushing Eugenics on YOU.

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2021

27

Sep

Heidi Klum Tanning Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know if Heidi Klum, who I assume is around 50 years old, has real or fake tits, I just know that she looks pretty fucking wonderful regardless of where the titties are from.

If anything, I like to think of her as proof that eugenics is a solid strategy to make for hot chicks, something I like to think Communist Russia experimented with also, you know kill off the uglies, or keep breeding the hotties, so the ugly gene gets eliminated from our DNA…a world without ugly chicks…a fucking dream….

So as much as you hate the idea that some of your favorite Sci/Fi movies or books are potentially real, like Brave New World, where they just breed kids in a lab to have perfect genetics, you have to remember that a world without uglies, is a world worth living in….assuming they won’t kill you off cuz you ugly…which I wouldn’t assume since I’m ugly….meaning great idea in theory, but we need uglies to hide amongst, so that we can enjoy the hotness like this old lady confusing me with her hotness despite being old.

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2021

05

Aug

Heidi Klum Pussy Print of the Day

Heidi Klum is old as shit, but thanks to being a eugenics program survivor, you know thanks to the whole Nazi scientists thing that they pretend disappeared after the war, but that didn’t go away because all the scientists were brought over to America….to do the same thing over here because the powers that be have always been the powers that be and will always be the powers that be thanks to serious generational wealth…

But how can you hate on that evil agenda when part of the program is making hot bitches like Klum who just don’t age….

I mean she’s a near 50, mom of 8, who was married to a guy with a massive penis…yet her pussy seems so contained in her swimsuit…bounced back like magic….

I just know that when I see a girl in a bikini and apparently an old lady in bikini, I look straight at the pussy….and if you didn’t know this bitch war near 50, you’d think she was in her 20s….which is some vampire shit that actually creeps me out since she’s obviously a sexual experiment out of germany….living her elite life…

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2021

29

Jun

Heidi Klum’s Outdoor Shower Erotica of the Day

Heidi Klum is out here taking a shower for the perverts…because she’s obviously a clickbait generator for a clickbait generation who fucking love clickbait….

She obviously knows she’s ridiculously hot, has managed to survive the aging process better than most, and it is probably in part due to her perversions that you’d expect from a German woman with a dozen kids with various men…Germans are the inventors of BDSM..and you may wonder why I think BDSM keeps women young.. I just figure it keeps the glow…when you get shit on your face….or would it be SHITTED ON YOUR FACE…

She’s in a bikini, cuz that’s her whole foundation of who she is…and she could be photoshopped filtered, etc…but she’s also showing off her bikini taking an outdoor shower, which is like the golden showers her German BDSM fetishes potentially partake in, but it probably smells better than piss…but I guess we’ll never know…

She does give a good argument for Eugenics since her family history is German…and since she’s alive today, we’ll assume the family were Nazis, but I don’t have her ancestry.com login information to confirm…I just know German people and their families were all Nazis, they didn’t have a choice….so yeah…she could be a science experiment you can jerk off to…like the science experiments you did in highschool to jerk off to…

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2021

11

Jun

Heidi Klum See Through of the Day

I would never suggest that WWII was an inside job, even though the Royal Family are Germans, and the Rothschilds bank financed both sides of the war, making it seem pretty suspicious to anyone who doesn’t really trust the government, now more than ever….

But I would suggest that Heidi Klum is from some of the human testing that Nazi germany undertook when it came to Eugenics…because this mom of at least 6 kids in her mid to late 50s, is still ridiculously hot..

Now I know you can’t trust what you see on the internet, there are too many filters, face injections, LIES….and most of these girls are cartoon renditions of themselves…but the old as shit babe in her sheer dress you can see her panties through…overrides all that and I don’t even like old women….I just like trying to understand why they are this good when they shouldn’t be..and all I got besides her being rich as shit and her life pretty stress free…. is eugenics…


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2021

26

May

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

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Heidi Klum brought her skinny mom of 4 or 5 or even 6 ass out in a one piece and the truth is, despite being 100 fucking years old, blown out by babies that I will assume at the average 7 pounds were half the size of Seal’s dick…you know they call him Seal because he’s got a seal in his panties…it’s a fact…or urban legend…to all you kissed by a rose romantic….

the point is, at 100 years old, blown out by a life of good living, she’s still put together rather nicely…and sure, there seems to be a bit of a mom at the public pool sag, what my friend calls “women who were once hot”…not that I have friends…but I know a guy who makes fun of the other guys who pick up the table scraps of the hot girl from high school who is now 250 pounds and 60…someones gotta fuck em, living out that High School dream, too little too fucking late…

I guess Klum is vain, knows her money is based on her look, so she works at or..or she’s a genetic freak that stems from Nazi germany Eugenics programs that you don’t want to compare to this vaccine rollout, you know experimenting on people….but that you’d probably think has something to do with this German Icon still holding up…but rich lades eat well, workout, and she was also hot, so maybe nature is just nicer to the rich..

Alls I know is not 45+ women I know look like this, so it’s weird….we’ll just reduce it to it’s simplest form….being a participant in German Scat fetishes….the FECES all full of age defying nutrients..OIL OF OLAY and by Olay I mean Rectum….who knows…I’m a little too into staring at a skinny ass on a top model 28 years later….

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2021

06

May

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning

Heidi Klum is a lot of fun and not just because she’s evidence that eugenics is effective, which isn’t really as racist as you think it is, you know people and their overreacting thinking “the nazis were breeding aryans and now we have Heidi Klum”…but it really applies to all races if done right, you know strategic breeding of humans doesn’t need to be mutually exclusive to strategically breeding white people, or strategically breeding slaves or is it ENSLAVED people of the 1800s…it can mean taking a hot white person and a hot black person to attempt to make a hot baby…and apparently Basketball player Yao Ming was bred to be tall and for basketball by China…Eugenics is a thing…that’s done Klum well…or that has done well for Klum…

Not to mention, we’ve experienced some similar things to Germany in the 30s with the Covid Lockdowns and the human experimental drug trials in your day to day life, like you can kind of understand how a nation gets rooked into crazy fucking things without even realizing it….

But that’s besides the point, the point is old lady Klum has a rocking bod and rockin tits that she likes showing off cuz she’s horny…and I don’t mind staring it…it’s better than her home movies of her getting shit on…you know GERMANS!

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2021

09

Apr

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum made it out to the beach with her young husband at the perfect golden light moment to wash out the 50 year old over botoxed face that she likely has, as all women, even 18 year old women, have….it’s a horrible trend…that could cause nightmares and severe trauma for all men who find those muppet faces terrifying…you know it’s like a zombie apocalypse but instead of eating brains they sell nudes, talk in up-talk while giving you life tits, and have porn sex with rich guys for purses…you know not quite the Jim Hensen Muppets, but still muppets….and I know when one of those muppet faces approaches me in person, unfiltered, I am scared of having my soul eaten up by them…and for the record…they look like beat up, swollen, flesh stapled to them in weird places that didn’t stick and that the body is rejecting and it’s fucking scary…

I don’t think Heidi Klum is that bad, I mean she’s been my evidence that Nazi Germany Eugenics worked, as she’s a German national would would have had Nazi relatives potentially involved in that kind of genetic research program….

At least that’s my theory, cuz she’s still hot….but you can’t trust anything you see on the internet…the internet is the hub of lies and fake news…so Heidi Klum could be th COVID PANDEMIC of old as shit models, if you know what I mean….but since we’re on the computer, we’ll run with it.

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