Heidi Klum is out here taking a shower for the perverts…because she’s obviously a clickbait generator for a clickbait generation who fucking love clickbait….

She obviously knows she’s ridiculously hot, has managed to survive the aging process better than most, and it is probably in part due to her perversions that you’d expect from a German woman with a dozen kids with various men…Germans are the inventors of BDSM..and you may wonder why I think BDSM keeps women young.. I just figure it keeps the glow…when you get shit on your face….or would it be SHITTED ON YOUR FACE…

She’s in a bikini, cuz that’s her whole foundation of who she is…and she could be photoshopped filtered, etc…but she’s also showing off her bikini taking an outdoor shower, which is like the golden showers her German BDSM fetishes potentially partake in, but it probably smells better than piss…but I guess we’ll never know…

She does give a good argument for Eugenics since her family history is German…and since she’s alive today, we’ll assume the family were Nazis, but I don’t have her ancestry.com login information to confirm…I just know German people and their families were all Nazis, they didn’t have a choice….so yeah…she could be a science experiment you can jerk off to…like the science experiments you did in highschool to jerk off to…

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