Barbara Palvin, the patsy who was a diversion by the PR spinsters or whatever you call the crisis controllers that the evil corporations of the world hire to spin their scandals and weave them into digestible lies that divert people from hating the brand….
You may wonder why she was a patsy, but you probably don’t care, or know exactly why, since I mention it with every single post I do on her….
The media tried to downplay Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber while married to Orlando Bloom, like the perverted mom she is, and I’m not even sure Bieber was 18 at the time, which makes it even more perverse, but even if he was 18 at the time, Kerr was a married mom fucking a teen hearthrob…a little weird…
This happened when he performed the VS show and I guess the trashy Australian looking for a good time soaked her panties watching his choreographed song and dance…
Anyway, the media said Palvin was the VS model he fucked, cuz they were of the same age, she didn’t speak english and was just imported from Hungary…how could she deny it, she didn’t want to lose out on the opportunity…got it…
I knew the real story because a reader of the site was fucking a girl who was friends with Miranda Kerr’s manager who I guess was trying to squash the story at the time….I reported it, bust since no one takes me seriously, no one cared…and now, all these years later, it’s common knowledge that Kerr fucked Bieber…so you should listen to me…I am an idiot, but sometimes idiots hit the nail on the head while being idiots…it is discrimination to think a perverted internet troll has less accuracy than perverted fake reporters…
To make things worse, Palvin started to get a little thicker and the brand stopped using her, they replaced her with her friend Stella Maxwell and back burnered her until they needed to pretend they were inclusive and into thicker girls, even though the fat people protesting inclusivity want REAL fucking fat…we’re talking GUNT hanging to the mid thigh, like a mini skirt requirement at a family restaurant, only made of good old American fatness….you know the kind of body that doesn’t need to wear panties because it’s got a fucking privacy wall hanging over it like the discount rub and tug that has everyone in pods not private rooms….
Point being, she’s still around, she’s hotter than ever, and she’s got her titties out, not quite as much as we’d like, but still a wonderful attempt!
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