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2019

14

May

Barbara Palvin in Slutty Boots of the Day

Barbara Palvin is out in Miami celebrating being the plus sized angel on the VS roster that was kicked off the roster for being fat only to be invited back for being fat cuz they realize that they need diversity and that people fucking love Barbara Palvin for whatever reason…big girl Palvin mother fuckers…

It is probably for Sports illustrated shit but we try not to acknowledge them or give them hype thanks to being obsolete…due to Instagram….and I don’t like giving them false hope that their shit matters…

Either way, she’s in lingerie as outerwear and that’s the way we need Eastern European Sex workers to be…

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2019

06

May

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Topless

AS YOU KNOW SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

She was a patsy for Miranda Kerr who was out there fucking Bieber, basically thrown into the media hype of being a VICTORIA’S SECRET Angel early on, only to have it ripped from her as she grew up…

Thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks… it’s usually a product of circumstance,

The brand gave into the pressure, gave this one a call cuz she was already in their system, and figured make her an Angel, she’ll forget she was rejected, plus she needs them for her work VISA…so it’s an easy solution to their fat girl problem…and instead of being mad for being fired for being fat, she was happy to be hired for being fat..and she’s out there showing off what this generation’s body looks like…in pretty provocative poses…

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2019

03

May

Barbara Plavin’s Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s on her welcome back to the family tour, after being ousted like some kind of Scientologist who turned on Scientology, only to be ignorred by her people, only instead o denouncing a religion it was for being fat….

But being a desperate person, an immigrant just trying to make it, she’s been accepted back into their club, cuz Victoria’s Secret needs plus sized girls, and she’s plus sized by their standards, which is why she was fird…

So here she is Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour – celebrating because the brand came back to her cuz she probably thinks they genuinely need her, but they just need a fat girl and she knows the drill.

Either way, good cleavage…

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2019

01

May

Barbara Palvin BTS Underwear Shoot of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

But thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, it’s usually a product of circumstance, and more importantly, even fat chicks don’t want to look at fat chicks…

So the brand compromised, looked at all their bigger girls over the years and thought, well we can bring back Barbara….she’s got nothing else going on and she’s from Hungary, she’ll take what she can get with no real resentment like most people would have….if she doesn’t they’ll just show her pics of war torn Hungary and threaten to send her back like all mail order bride husbands do…

So she has been re-hired, and they got her working harder than ever.. Living that fat ass dream.

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2019

18

Apr

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bikini

This is Victoria’s Secret answer to plus sized models.

Fired for being fat, after signing her as a teen and really bringing her to America…

Only to rehire her for being fat because they can’t afford the press around being mean to fat people. No fat shaming allowed when you are in the media, or a brand, and have everything to lose…

Especially when your brand is dying, you are restructuring and shutting down stores…cuz people are onto your sweatshop made overpriced crap.

We are smarter and know that their marketing dollars are going to slutty women who think they are important and we’d rather buy our made in China yeast infection underwear directly from
China.

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2019

11

Apr

Barbara Palvin Sweaty Body of the Day

Barbara Palvin Sweaty Body Bikini

Barbara Palvin is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to plus sized models, because like me and probably most of you, being plus sized isn’t all that impressive…we are all fat, we’ve been with fat chicks and we have a grasp and how unimpressive being fat is. You sit on your ass, in lazy and unhealthiness, and you eat until you develop chronic disease and die…not really something I want to stare at when looking at bitches in lingerie. Not something anyone but a handful of you with a fat chick fetish should be into. So seeing it mainstream and accepted confuses me….celebrate health and fitness not freaks in bikinis cuz they are shameless and don’t mind humiliating themselves, in fact they call it empowering. Weird.

Barbara Palvin was a Victoria’s Secret model before she became plus sized and got fired by them….only to come back to her people to produce shit like that…that I assume is part of her being a VS angel..but that I could be wrong about since I don’t fucking care.

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2019

14

Mar

Barbara Palvin Big Ass of the Day

Barbara Palvin Big Ass Bikini

Barbara Palvin is the girl, who a lot of people loved….but who Victoria’s Secret put on the sidelines, despite investing a ton of time and money into her…because she was fat…replacing her with her friend Stella Maxwell…

I thought it was pretty rude of them, considering they used her as a patsy or diversion, when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber….and the tabloids put out “VS Model Banged Bieber”…and they tried to position it onto this poor 18 year old Hungarian who didn’t know better…a few months earlier she was waiting in the breadline…

But then VS got slaughter for not being inclusive, a stance I appreciate, cuz fat chicks are gross, but that is STUPID for business, cuz ultimately the products are for girls, most girls are fat, make their damn sizes…make money…you gotta be dumb to alienate 50 percent of the market cuz they are obese…idiots…

So they brought back Palvin as their plus sized girl..and here is her fat ass.

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2019

03

Jan

Barbara Palvin Erotica of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the fat Victoria’s Secret model that they fired or laid off while waiting for her to get her shit together by starving her fat self….only to be brought back into the mix with Victoria’s Secret conveniently after they got attacked by media, persecuted by the press, guilty by the court of public opinion for saying they don’t want to use trannies in their campaigns, or fat chicks, cuz they like using hot chicks, which you’d think would be their right as a company selling shitty made in China lingerie but that is in fact not their choice in this era of Social Justice Warriors who know better than the billion dollar brands and who sit around trying to find flaws in marketing messages, tweets by people of interest, all while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians…it’s so fucking backwards..

I have met Social Justice Warrior types who target one person they saw in a Meme, while being a half naked, trying to be an influencer, coke party slut into gangbangs if the dudes are rich….get so mad cuz a Comedian makes a joke…or a brand doesn’t like fat chicks…or if their Cafeteria serves Indian food made by a Mexican….it’s just insane but instead of the media saying “you’re all nuts” they pander to them, coddle them, and issue public apologies…PUSSIES.

The point is that I guess they told Palvin to fatten herself up again, cuz she has, maybe she’s pregnant, or maybe they need someone they can pretend is Plus Sized to redeem themselves in this crazy internet world filled with uptight cunts showing their cunts.

Here she is being the Victorias Secret plus size model

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2018

24

Dec

Barbara Palvin Christmas Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin looks like she’s fattening up, maybe it’s thanks to getting work again for the Underwear Brand, then doing the whole trying to help Sports Illustrated stay relevant by posing for them like she was an instagram model with an iphone, only with far more budget spent, because that issue covers the cost of that magazine and keeps it afloat, even though the exact same pics are all over instagram with girls far hotter than the ones they use…

Palvin’s also secured a Disney Twin child star, Zach and Cody, not sure which one, but the parents obviously took a page out of the Olsen book and managed to make them a shit ton of money before they hit puberty – allowing them to never work again, even though one is on Riverdale, the one she’s with is just on her..

But I do like her commitment to the Holiday Season with that Xmas Hat…it’s seasonal, and if you’re like me, you fucking love Christmas cuz Christmas is fucking magical…and bitches in bikinis, even if the market is saturated and they are everywhere…are magical too….

I love Tacky decorations, Christmas Movis, Christmas music…all of it…so this Hungarian is speaking my Christmas Language on Christmas eve.

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2018

21

Dec

Barbara Palvin Slutty Photoshoot for Issue Magazine of the Day

Barbara Palvin Issue Magazine

Barbara Palvin is in some photoshoot for some bullshit you probably shouldn’t care about because it doesn’t matter, she doesn’t matter, her comeback doesn’t matter, the fact she is dating one of the dudes from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody shouldn’t matter, because all I see is an Eastern European who was destined to be a sex worker get pulled out of her fated life, and turned into some kind of half naked promo model celeb from a billion dollar brand, where she gets to date famous people who will eventually drop a baby in her, and none of that is anywhere near where I want her to be as a sex worker…you know desperately trying to find some dick to suck to get off the streets for a few hours…it’s cold and damp on the mean streets of Hungary and she’s hungry….but instead…she’s rich as fuck….and not even that great.

In terms of this shoot, the highlight pic is the bottom one – where you can zoom in and out of her cunt in black panties. Hot.


Barbara Palvin Issue Magazine

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