Barbara Palvin is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to plus sized models, because like me and probably most of you, being plus sized isn’t all that impressive…we are all fat, we’ve been with fat chicks and we have a grasp and how unimpressive being fat is. You sit on your ass, in lazy and unhealthiness, and you eat until you develop chronic disease and die…not really something I want to stare at when looking at bitches in lingerie. Not something anyone but a handful of you with a fat chick fetish should be into. So seeing it mainstream and accepted confuses me….celebrate health and fitness not freaks in bikinis cuz they are shameless and don’t mind humiliating themselves, in fact they call it empowering. Weird.

Barbara Palvin was a Victoria’s Secret model before she became plus sized and got fired by them….only to come back to her people to produce shit like that…that I assume is part of her being a VS angel..but that I could be wrong about since I don’t fucking care.

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Barbara Palvin is the girl, who a lot of people loved….but who Victoria’s Secret put on the sidelines, despite investing a ton of time and money into her…because she was fat…replacing her with her friend Stella Maxwell…

I thought it was pretty rude of them, considering they used her as a patsy or diversion, when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber….and the tabloids put out “VS Model Banged Bieber”…and they tried to position it onto this poor 18 year old Hungarian who didn’t know better…a few months earlier she was waiting in the breadline…

But then VS got slaughter for not being inclusive, a stance I appreciate, cuz fat chicks are gross, but that is STUPID for business, cuz ultimately the products are for girls, most girls are fat, make their damn sizes…make money…you gotta be dumb to alienate 50 percent of the market cuz they are obese…idiots…

So they brought back Palvin as their plus sized girl..and here is her fat ass.

LOOK – she’s in a magazine being weird also…

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Barbara Palvin is the fat Victoria’s Secret model that they fired or laid off while waiting for her to get her shit together by starving her fat self….only to be brought back into the mix with Victoria’s Secret conveniently after they got attacked by media, persecuted by the press, guilty by the court of public opinion for saying they don’t want to use trannies in their campaigns, or fat chicks, cuz they like using hot chicks, which you’d think would be their right as a company selling shitty made in China lingerie but that is in fact not their choice in this era of Social Justice Warriors who know better than the billion dollar brands and who sit around trying to find flaws in marketing messages, tweets by people of interest, all while watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians…it’s so fucking backwards..

I have met Social Justice Warrior types who target one person they saw in a Meme, while being a half naked, trying to be an influencer, coke party slut into gangbangs if the dudes are rich….get so mad cuz a Comedian makes a joke…or a brand doesn’t like fat chicks…or if their Cafeteria serves Indian food made by a Mexican….it’s just insane but instead of the media saying “you’re all nuts” they pander to them, coddle them, and issue public apologies…PUSSIES.

The point is that I guess they told Palvin to fatten herself up again, cuz she has, maybe she’s pregnant, or maybe they need someone they can pretend is Plus Sized to redeem themselves in this crazy internet world filled with uptight cunts showing their cunts.

Here she is being the Victorias Secret plus size model

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Barbara Palvin looks like she’s fattening up, maybe it’s thanks to getting work again for the Underwear Brand, then doing the whole trying to help Sports Illustrated stay relevant by posing for them like she was an instagram model with an iphone, only with far more budget spent, because that issue covers the cost of that magazine and keeps it afloat, even though the exact same pics are all over instagram with girls far hotter than the ones they use…

Palvin’s also secured a Disney Twin child star, Zach and Cody, not sure which one, but the parents obviously took a page out of the Olsen book and managed to make them a shit ton of money before they hit puberty – allowing them to never work again, even though one is on Riverdale, the one she’s with is just on her..

But I do like her commitment to the Holiday Season with that Xmas Hat…it’s seasonal, and if you’re like me, you fucking love Christmas cuz Christmas is fucking magical…and bitches in bikinis, even if the market is saturated and they are everywhere…are magical too….

I love Tacky decorations, Christmas Movis, Christmas music…all of it…so this Hungarian is speaking my Christmas Language on Christmas eve.

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Barbara Palvin is in some photoshoot for some bullshit you probably shouldn’t care about because it doesn’t matter, she doesn’t matter, her comeback doesn’t matter, the fact she is dating one of the dudes from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody shouldn’t matter, because all I see is an Eastern European who was destined to be a sex worker get pulled out of her fated life, and turned into some kind of half naked promo model celeb from a billion dollar brand, where she gets to date famous people who will eventually drop a baby in her, and none of that is anywhere near where I want her to be as a sex worker…you know desperately trying to find some dick to suck to get off the streets for a few hours…it’s cold and damp on the mean streets of Hungary and she’s hungry….but instead…she’s rich as fuck….and not even that great.

In terms of this shoot, the highlight pic is the bottom one – where you can zoom in and out of her cunt in black panties. Hot.

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Barbara Palvin is less fat than she was the last few years, not that being fat works against you as a model, in fact in this diabetic, big pharma wanting you all sick and diseased on chronic medication for chronic conditions, they are trying to make you think fat is hot, even though it’s not….

But being fat means you can’t be a VS model, and when you’re a vapid idiot from another country who was already a VS model, you kind want to be that VS model…so you get on that diet pill hustle…starve yourself out, start fucking a Disney kid, and book important things no one cares about like Sports Illustrated…

This is her doing Sports Illustrated….very important stuff cuz she’s wet and on all fours…

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Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great.

Some Video….

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Woah Babara Palvin who dates Disney Kids Zach and Cody from the Suite life…has gone from being exploited by the evil underwear brand everyone is mad at cuz they don’t use trannies, at least that is what the media is telling me, to getting fat and lazy on all the food she could finally afford to eat, and that the people at Victoria’s Secret didnt’ realize she was only skinny cuz she was poor and working for them at 18 made her not poor….only to come back to the brand that made her, that literally found her in some Hungarian dumpster and brushed her off so that she exists as a half naked chick….thanks to losing that weight she gained being excited she could afford food…and now she’s got her tits out on social media…all wet and sheer the way TITS are meant to be and it’s makes for a great storyline, biography, career arc, I don’t fucking know what I’d call it…but I like it.

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Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends…

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