Barbara Palvin looks like she’s fattening up, maybe it’s thanks to getting work again for the Underwear Brand, then doing the whole trying to help Sports Illustrated stay relevant by posing for them like she was an instagram model with an iphone, only with far more budget spent, because that issue covers the cost of that magazine and keeps it afloat, even though the exact same pics are all over instagram with girls far hotter than the ones they use…

Palvin’s also secured a Disney Twin child star, Zach and Cody, not sure which one, but the parents obviously took a page out of the Olsen book and managed to make them a shit ton of money before they hit puberty – allowing them to never work again, even though one is on Riverdale, the one she’s with is just on her..

But I do like her commitment to the Holiday Season with that Xmas Hat…it’s seasonal, and if you’re like me, you fucking love Christmas cuz Christmas is fucking magical…and bitches in bikinis, even if the market is saturated and they are everywhere…are magical too….

I love Tacky decorations, Christmas Movis, Christmas music…all of it…so this Hungarian is speaking my Christmas Language on Christmas eve.

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