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2021

21

Sep

Barbara Palvin Hot of the Day

I don’t know what this outfit that Barbara Palvin is wearing is…I just know that everyone should be forced to wear this same outfit, even the fatties, why not mandate it and make companies fire them for not wearing it, even the fatties, because the world would be a better place if all girls walked around in weird catsuit hosiery…do it for a better world motherfuckers…a brighter tomorrow…and those girls who are shy, or resist wearing these outfits, just throw them in a camp or something until they get fed up and comply…maybe don’t let them into public places unless they are in the outfit…or take away their banking privileges or right to own property….DO IT FOR EACH OTHER….do it for our collective masturbation purposes…because I don’t think any outfit other than this outfit is even considered an outfit now that she’s basically won the world record for best outfit according to me.

I think Palvin’s a babe…and this outfit is helping DRIVE THAT POINT home.

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2021

26

Jul

Barbara Palvin See Through of the Day

Barbara Palvin who was exploited by the Victoria’s Secret company when she was just 18 years old by positioning her as someone who fucked Bieber to protect their old timey – now billionaire wife – Miranda Kerr….it was a “The media knows Bieber fucked a VS Model, throw the 18 year old Hungarian who can’t speak English into the mix, it’ll elevate her profile and divert from the fact that Orlando Bloom’s wife and baby momma is a cheating trashy Australian whore”….

Palvin was also considered “Plus Sized” and they replaced her with Stella Maxwell the Lesbian hipster with fake tits for a while, before realizing that Palvin is hardly Plus Sized enough to count as plus sized, even when she was at her fattest, which clearly she’s not right now…

I guess Victoria’s Secret, like all the rich coddled insulated companies, doesn’t really know what’s going on in America, maybe they stick to rich areas and don’t travel to the local walmart’s where they’ll see at least 5 women bigger than Gilbert Grape’s mom.

I don’t know if you watched that movie, but at the time, she was offensively morbidly obese, you never saw a bitch that fat in movies, and you sure didn’t see them in every day life…but fast forward 25 years, and there’s a Gilbert Grape sized mom on every block….because society is about eating and sitting and not health and wellness…just celebrate the fat to keep the fat, so that they die prematurely but for years before they do, they have huge monthly medical bills…it keep Big Pharma thriving like the Opiate crisis.

Anyway, not plus sized, never plus sized, but I guess bigger than the VS people wanted, Barbara Palvin continues to be hot as shit, not that shit is hot, at least not to me, I’m a firm pretender that women don’t shit and that their assholes are strictly there for eating….but yeah…hot as shit…


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2021

29

Jun

Barbara Palvin Being Hot of the Day

Barbara Palvin, the patsy who was a diversion by the PR spinsters or whatever you call the crisis controllers that the evil corporations of the world hire to spin their scandals and weave them into digestible lies that divert people from hating the brand….

You may wonder why she was a patsy, but you probably don’t care, or know exactly why, since I mention it with every single post I do on her….

The media tried to downplay Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber while married to Orlando Bloom, like the perverted mom she is, and I’m not even sure Bieber was 18 at the time, which makes it even more perverse, but even if he was 18 at the time, Kerr was a married mom fucking a teen hearthrob…a little weird…

This happened when he performed the VS show and I guess the trashy Australian looking for a good time soaked her panties watching his choreographed song and dance…

Anyway, the media said Palvin was the VS model he fucked, cuz they were of the same age, she didn’t speak english and was just imported from Hungary…how could she deny it, she didn’t want to lose out on the opportunity…got it…

I knew the real story because a reader of the site was fucking a girl who was friends with Miranda Kerr’s manager who I guess was trying to squash the story at the time….I reported it, bust since no one takes me seriously, no one cared…and now, all these years later, it’s common knowledge that Kerr fucked Bieber…so you should listen to me…I am an idiot, but sometimes idiots hit the nail on the head while being idiots…it is discrimination to think a perverted internet troll has less accuracy than perverted fake reporters…

To make things worse, Palvin started to get a little thicker and the brand stopped using her, they replaced her with her friend Stella Maxwell and back burnered her until they needed to pretend they were inclusive and into thicker girls, even though the fat people protesting inclusivity want REAL fucking fat…we’re talking GUNT hanging to the mid thigh, like a mini skirt requirement at a family restaurant, only made of good old American fatness….you know the kind of body that doesn’t need to wear panties because it’s got a fucking privacy wall hanging over it like the discount rub and tug that has everyone in pods not private rooms….

Point being, she’s still around, she’s hotter than ever, and she’s got her titties out, not quite as much as we’d like, but still a wonderful attempt!

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2021

07

Jun

Barbara Palvin Puffy Nips of the Day

I don’t know if those are the outlines of Barbara Palvin’s puffy nips in a wife beater, but I’ll go along with it, because Palvin, despite being misused by the evil Victoria’s Secret panty empire back when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber and the brand decided to divert the attention from Miranda Kerr since she was their married to celebrity wholesome mom character, not some trashy australian dick rider for attention, clout or money….despite having eventually proven that she’s a dick rider for attention, clout and money….and pin the crime on Palvin…she was likely 18 at the time, new to America, working for a huge brand that girls everywhere dreamed of working for, when she probably barely spoke the language and still had jet lang from her Epstein flight from Hungary…

I do know that Palvin, who was also “too fat” for Victoria’s Secret before they were pandering to the fat women everywhere…you know being woke….and for at least a year or two they barely used her…and instead used Stella Maxwell, who mooched into the job via Palvin….but who cares about any of that…the fact I know any of this is embarrassing and probably not even accurate…

I am more into looking at the tits, and these tits look fit and better than ever…so Barbara Palvin, despite fucking one of the Zach and Cody twins…is good.

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2021

30

Apr

Barbara Palvin See Through Bra of the Day

Barbara Palvin bra

I have this theory about Barbara Palvin that involves the Hungarian being too hungry for Victoria’s Secret so they replaced her with her friend Stella Maxwell…and she basically disappeared until the brand got shit on by the woke and decided they needed to switch things up…so they started giving her a lot more attention.

Whether that’s true or not is up for debate, I wouldn’t bother wasting my time to figure out if that’s the real story or not, I’m just here for the see through titty pic….but I do know that for a while, there was no Barbara Palvin and then all of a sudden..she’s back…

That’s not to say she’s fat, but she was bigger than the other girls, since all these models are actually large people…it’s a model thing….and at the time Victoria’s Secret didn’t like that….those MISOGYNISTS…..bad people…”let’s make-up for being so ignorant by throwing in some trans, retards, and uglies…that’ll make the internet forgive us and forget about Rihanna’s brand that is destroying us…”

Anyway….she was also used as a diversion when she was 18 from Miranda Kerr, then married to Orlando Bloom, who we can assume is a queer because he fucks Katy Perry into pregnancy and she may have a uterus but she’s man enough for me to consider a man….the gossip magazines realized that someone fucked Bieber but couldn’t homewreck for the Bloom household….while making their “family friendly model” seem a bit like a creep since Bieber was barely 18 and Kerr was 30….can’t have that creepy child molesting scandal out there about the model fucking the musical talent…gotta get the Hungarian as the Patsy…we call her Lee Harvey Palvin….

NOW, I broke this story because a friend of Miranda Kerr’s manager told me…BUT I DIDN’T GET FAMOUS for it….because we can’t all be WHISTLE BLOWERS…but we can get SNAP CHAT TO BAN Us….

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2021

08

Mar

Barbara Palvin Pantsless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Pantsless

Barbara Palvin, who I like to think VICTORIA’S SECRET replaced with Stella Maxwell when Palvin used her Victoria’s Secret money to buy all the good American foods she could after moving here at 18 to be a panty model thanks to the model industry not being seen as human traffickers….despite moving women around the world for “campaigns” on the regular…like human traffickers…which I guess goes unnoticed when there are 7 figure contracts attached to the the human being trafficked…even though teams of people have their hands in the pocket taking their percentage….

But yeah, the Hungarian was Hugnry, filled out and Victoria’s Secret was like “no thanks” back when they didnt’ fuck with fat chicsk, only to bring her back when they decided it was time to go plus sized to be more relevant with the young people, they probably even set her up with the Suite Life of Zach and Cody boyfriend she has, assuming it would sell panties to the younger….but this is all speculation…I don’t actually know….but I do know that I never thought she was plus sized and I always thought she was hot…so seeing her pantsless is bittersweet since I can’t see the cunt….

I thought it was international woman’s day…which by default means it’s about the cunt….none of this “i may have small shorts, panties, or fitness gear on…..let’s lose the sweatshirt and make it count…

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2021

16

Feb

Barbara Palvin Skinny of the Day

I have this theory on Barbara Palvin, besides her being the Patsy who took the diversion from the media or her PR team, back when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after the VS fashion show, like the pervert weirdo Miranda Kerr was before dating a series of billionaires like a money grubbing cunt model who thinks she’s above dating millionaires…you know the type…

But yeah, this was the FALL GUY, the Lee Harvey Oswald…all the other players that the media has turned into the enemy of the state to divert from the real enemy…not that being an 18 year old model fresh from HUNGARY fucking Bieber was all that criminal or pissed off basically anyone…the kind of “I’ll take the blame for the press” rather than “I’ll take the fall to protect some married Australian sugar baby”….but you get what I am saying….and that is that it has nothing to do with my theory on Barbara Palvin…

My theory on Palvin is that they thought she was too big for the brand, because she had gained weight, and they replaced her with the AIDS looking Cancer Ridden Looking, even with the fake titties, Stella Maxwell…who had stuck her lesbian talons in this Hungarians back and used their friendship to get in with the casting people at VS…and instead of the world being about PALVIN, they got into Stella Maxwell….

I could be wrong…I mean these are fourth hand stories and conclusions I’ve drawn from them….but I do know she was fat, they didn’t do fat, she got replaced until the people of the internet cried about how VS doesn’t use big girls, so they gave this one more coverage she deserved…

Yes, she’s not typically Plus Sized, especially not by American standards of everyone is obese so all these models look skinny compared to the 600 pound lifer you stick your dick in…but she was plus sized for VS standards….and now she’s conveniently back…but not looking plus sized for a model at all…but that could be because I stick my dick in 600 pound lifers and seeing ribs besides the one stuffed in her purse, or stuck between her belly folds like she’s saving it for later, even though it’s already been sucked dry….is excitement to me….

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2020

24

Dec

Barbara Palvin Tit of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the Victoria’s Secret version of a plus sized model, because she’s thick….so thick that there was a period between the brand using her as a patsy to cover-up that Miranda Kerr fucked a 17 or 18 year old Bieber by saying that Palvin did…she was 18 and had just come over from Eastern Europe to solidify her place in the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking world….they used her a lot the first year, then basically dropped her for her friend Stella Maxwell, who was skinny, until the brand basically fell apart thanks to not being inclusive, so back to PALVIN they went….

She’s not overly fat, she dates one of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody stars, but not the one who plays Jughead and seeing her grab her tit is pretty hot, because she’s hot, fat or not…which is rare but then again her “fat” is not actually real fat…it’s what I would call Hollywood fat before Hollywood went woke…and really who fucking cares, she’s grabbing her tit, did you need me to waste my time on this intro…I mean there’s no joke here other than that this is what I do with my Christmas Eve..

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2020

23

Oct

Barbara Palvin Panties of the Day

Barbara Palvin VS Holiday

Barbara Palvin was a patsy used my Victoria’s Secret PR or Marketing team to offset the fact that married Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after he performed at the VS fashion show one year…it was a big scandal that I was randomly in on from the first week thanks to my friend dating an Australian who grew up with Miranda Kerr’s agent…who let her know….so I was the one out there defending Palvin’s honor, since they spun the gossip to focus on Palvin, divert from Kerr, use Palvin as the bait and switch, when this bitch was just 18 from Hungary getting her first taste of the American dream…

Anyway, VS also basically dropped her when she got chubby, you can’t fuck with fat girls at VS, only to bring her back now that fat is “in”….so she’s their plus sized option, while hardly looking fat anymore…just hot…

So here she is rocking Catalog pics, my least favorite kind of pic, but she’s half naked…so it could be worse…since she’s hot.

Barbara Palvin VS Holiday

Barbara Palvin VS Holiday

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2020

21

Sep

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Topless

Barbara Palvin is currently producing a youtube series with her boyfriend, who is one of the Suite Life with Zach and Cody actors, who is not on Riverdale. Their series is about them buying 100 acres of land and building out cabins on that land because it’s COVID and it’s allowed rich people to realize they don’t need to just live in their expensive mansions and apartments, but also could use a retreat in the wilderness to connect with nature, roll around in bear shit, you know the deal….

In promoting the show, I guess she’s getting topless, because if you live on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere building cabins, why bother wearing clothing…or maybe that’s just a biproduct or symptom of being a Victoria’s Secret model that took the backseat despite being used by the brand to polarize Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber back when she was just 18 and walking her first show…it was a “Victoria’s Secret Model fucks Bieber” and everyone assumed it was her, since Kerr was married to Orlando Bloom, before breaking up with him for a billionaire…while he ended up accidentally ejaculating in Katy Perry…Australians get drunk and do dumb things…don’t believe me? Ask any Australian.

That said, she took a back burner for being “bigger” than average VS models, they replaced her with Skinny dyke Stella Maxwell, this was before the brand got taken out for not being inclusive, because everyone deserves to be a lingerie model, even men, if they want to…and that brands have NO say in that…or some shit.

The unfortunate thing about it was Palvin, despite being bigger was still fucking hot, so they should have just kept riding her, but instead only got back into her when they realized they needed more curves on their roster.

Point being, she’s hot.

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