I don’t know what this GIF of Barbara Palvin’s ass is from. It’s not like documenting Hungarian models branded by Victoria’s Secret is my job or anything….

I don’t know why it looks like one of those awkward pregnancy boudoir shoots normies who are knocked up seem to love getting done, just a topless man with his topless pregnant woman, being shot by some bootleg wedding photographer, as some sort of high concept you can buy at Walmart…you know the vibe…but its probably because it looks like she’s bloated, maybe too many carbonated drinks, maybe a Gluten issue, maybe a fat gunt that got her fired from Victoria’s Secret when they used to shun the fatties and had standards….look at the last frame if you don’t know what I am talking about.

I don’t know who the weird cult members in black dancing around her are, probably satanic ritual shit, you don’t get to America from Hungary without some tradeoffs, like selling your soul…..

I don’t know what her scars on her back are…movie make-up, or lashings from the Eyes Wide Shut sex party for the people into top models….or maybe it’s some acid burn from an angry father in her conservative home after finding out she gets naked for money….lots and lots of money.

I just know I don’t mind staring at it.

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