Heidi Klum made it out to the beach with her young husband at the perfect golden light moment to wash out the 50 year old over botoxed face that she likely has, as all women, even 18 year old women, have….it’s a horrible trend…that could cause nightmares and severe trauma for all men who find those muppet faces terrifying…you know it’s like a zombie apocalypse but instead of eating brains they sell nudes, talk in up-talk while giving you life tits, and have porn sex with rich guys for purses…you know not quite the Jim Hensen Muppets, but still muppets….and I know when one of those muppet faces approaches me in person, unfiltered, I am scared of having my soul eaten up by them…and for the record…they look like beat up, swollen, flesh stapled to them in weird places that didn’t stick and that the body is rejecting and it’s fucking scary…

I don’t think Heidi Klum is that bad, I mean she’s been my evidence that Nazi Germany Eugenics worked, as she’s a German national would would have had Nazi relatives potentially involved in that kind of genetic research program….

At least that’s my theory, cuz she’s still hot….but you can’t trust anything you see on the internet…the internet is the hub of lies and fake news…so Heidi Klum could be th COVID PANDEMIC of old as shit models, if you know what I mean….but since we’re on the computer, we’ll run with it.

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