I am a firm believer that Elizabeth Hurley is deader than Price Philip and that they just keep her feed going with archived images of her and if she’s not dead…she’s white haired and playing bridge in some retirement community…they just understood the scam that is the internet and that if you have a big enough archive…you can be a bikini model forever even posthumously….

Speaking of Austin Powers, I saw people are trying to cancel Austin Powers, which you may remember Elizabeth Hurley from….because they had some Asian character named Suck a Fuck a Lot or some Cream of Some Young Guy…which could have been some other Asian Racism that I am sure Austin Powers himself really doesn’t give a fuck about as he polishes one of his 3 private jets because motherfucker got paid… RICH FROM RACISM…

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