Elizabeth Hurley may be old as shit, but the tits are holding up.

They are the kinds of tits that bring us hope that the whole boomer movement that don’t die off from their COVID shots will be worthy of jerking off to,

You know, when their social security doesn’t cover their expenses due to inflation, they’ll be worth paying to fuck or jerk off to, even for money.

Plus, they have the old timer pragmatism and disposition where they know whoring wasn’t selling pics for a million dollars, but rather actual whoring where fluids get exchanged, far better value for your money and a more human experience.

That’s not to say rich chick Liz Hurley in her bikini will let you cum inside her barren menopausal womb, she’s too high profile. It’s just to say she can’t be the only pensioner her looks like this in this generation where old chicks don’t look as weathered as old chicks even if their vaginas do.

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I’m not saying that Liz Hurley has dick sucking lips, but from where I am sitting all girls have dick sucking lips, so long as their mouths haven’t been sewn shut, even if they’ve got no lips, you know like they’ve been attacked by a pitbull as a child or they’ve been in a raging fire that required 100s of surgeries, or they’ve had acid thrown on them. We will find a way to make it work.

I am calling her lips Dick Sucking Lips because I assume they’ve sucked enough dick to have cold sores, and that her make-up artist is applying a thick layer of make-up to cover the battle wounds. It’s not easy for a girl in the 90s to make it in America as a top model, big tits aren’t enough because there were many big tits willing to kill for her career.

The reality is that this is more like a mortician applying the make-up to her lips to give her corpse some realistic life to it, because she’s 100 fucking years old.

She has managed to keep herself strategically youthful, because I saw this picture of her in 2004 and her face looks a little more like a normal aging 50 year old, so at 60 something, looking more taught means just one thing….LIES….

Through it all she’s still had the big model tits, that she’s used as ammo to get what she wants and I guess she realizes the big tits have distracted the people all these years, her face is irrelevant even though she won’t let it go natural old lady, we’re here for the tits. So pull out the tits grandma.

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I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley, Liz Hurley AI, Liz Hurley Snapchat Filter, or Liz Hurley son the tranny doing his best Liz Hurley…..because she’s an old as shit lady and her posting bikini pics as an old as shit lady seems like something old as shit ladies wouldn’t do, even if they owned a bikini line, unless the looked this good in a bikini…..but they rarely fucking do…

So is this from the archive, is this current pics to show off, is this not even Liz Hurley ALL these years later, who fucking cares, it’s big old lady tits that don’t look like old lady tits, even though the smell of the pussy is likely pure moth ball old lady stench, BIKINI-ING…like it was still the mid-90s…..

It’s disturbing but in a good way.

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I don’t know if this is current LIZ HURLEY, or if it’s her son in a Liz Hurley LATEX mask from the people who supply the guys who play international politicians….

He is trans and doing the “blackface” equivalent of man playing a woman seems to be in his wheelhouse…successful TUCK….

Maybe it’s a face filter, or some strategic face fillers that unlike Madonna almost pass as a natural look, despite her being the same age as Madonna..

Maybe it’s photoshop….or from the archives of content she produced decades ago, so that she could exist long after she died as masturbation fodder for the fans…

I just know LIZ HURLEY’s old ass titty is spilling out of a white bikini….

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Liz Hurley is a freak but the good kind of freak, since she poses half naked in pics like this, where you can see her old ass from the front, and for whatever reason, it’s not a horrible ass, which makes no sense since it’s pushing 60, but it could still function like a old lady ass, since you can’t paint the rotting shed white, make it look brand new, but the fucking thing is about to fucking collapse, so the ass from the front, could be an incontinent ass, it could be a diaper wearing ass, it could be an ass that has lost controls of its bowels, unfortunately not all over my face and I don’t even like feces at all, it may have massive hemorrhoids as old ladies get, maybe she’s got polyps removed from cancer or maybe it’s just blown out for lots of anal, girl did need to eat all these years, we have no idea, we just get to see it on a good day when it’s not being changed by her full time nurse, cuz she’s old!

That doesn’t mean I won’t watch the white washed rot before it collapses, she’s still hot! It’s weird! I don’t like it as a concept, but I also like it!

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Liz Hurley just can’t stop and I guess won’t stop…..and I am all for it, because she still looks hot, despite being old as shit, and I like to endorse that to pressure girls out there to not let themselves go, the way the rest of the media tells them to stay fat and be disgusting…..IT IS PROPAGANDA and big media lies….because we all know that fat, dumpy middle of the road 60 year olds are not hot or anything we’d want to fuck when Liz Hurley’s ar still out there.

Sure, there may be a face filter, this may be her son, but I have a feeling that the swollen senior tits are actually her, she’s just been able to focus on being vain all these years because she’s rich from being hot, so why not keep it going….

All this to say, looking good, keep reminding us that any ladies her age or younger who don’t have bodies like this are fucking slackers because it CAN be done.

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Liz Hurley is out here in a bikini doing a bikini titty jiggle, because I guess she still can.

The craziest thing about it is that she must be using some serious filters or CGI, or she’s just the best kind of freak of nature who focused on maintaining her hotness instead of doing anything else, you know smearing herself in coconut oil and hibernating in some Michael Jackson caliber isolation tank, because this doesn’t and will never make sense to me.

I guess she’s just doing what she knows, assuming this isn’t just a Liz Hurley AR filter from Instagram…but I have a feeling she may actually still look this good and that she’s just doing all she’s ever known well into her retirement….even though she’s not actually retired…since she’s barely ever worked a day in her life, but thanks to looking like Liz Hurley, was very prosperous just existing.

Anyway, she’s like the 90 year old down the street who told me the key to a long life is to keep going, to not give up, to keep working on projects, to keep fiddling around with various thing, whether it’s a garden or another hobby, so that you always have something to do….and your body doesn’t give out on you….where selling the house, moving to an assisted living facility is just pre-death, that will give you a premature death, only when Liz Hurly does it, you want to fuck it, when my 90 year old neighbor brings over a pie she baked, you’d rather fuck the pie….not that she brings me over pie….not that there’s a 90 year old neighbor….but there is bikini jiggles like a 20 year old in her 60s to keep on track, rather than moving into that assisted living facility….if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…because I have no idea what I mean.

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