Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t look like herself, but I guess that is what happens when you get your face jacked up enough with fillers, you end up looking like Sharon Osbourne, who actually looks better than ever despite being in her 70s, because this whole fucking BOTOX thing is weird.

Not as weird as the fact that Liz Hurley has her son shooting her bikini fetish porn for her fans, you know it’s always weird when a mother rubs her cunt on the side of the pool until she reaches orgasm, like one of those pillow humping fetish videos all over the internet, because you’re all a bunch of perverts into the female self discovery of an orgasm, only this female’s too old for orgasms and at that point where you gotta get weird to cum, like making eye contact with your son who you think is beautiful because he came out of you, and it’s so wrong to have him come back into you….making it all the more exciting.

There’s a reason incest porn is the number one thing people are into on the porn tube sites. You all want to fuck your family. So maybe Liz Hurley is just the creepy norm. Creepy Norm….should be the name of a character on the internet like they do with Karens, Beckys and Chads…

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Elizabeth Hurley’s son takes her slutty pics with her tits out because they are a liberal family…like a backwoods coal miners in the hills of West Virginia only these two are fancy and rich so their weirdness doesn’t end with flipper babies, they squash those unwanted pregnancies as they come in…and I know what you’re all saying “her son is gay and they just like being fabulous together”….but fucking your own mom isn’t a “sexuality” specific thing. It’s not like he’s into fucking girls cuz he fucks his mom, it’s not like he doesn’t like being a gay in his spare time, it’s on a higher level, a spiritual connection you will never understand…a going back home to where her came from…while she’s getting what she feels is an ideal man because it’s half her DNA….like fucking herself if she was a man…or the closest to fucking herself if she was a man…so it’s almost masturbation really.

That said, I have no evidence Liz Hurley fucks her song, I’m just reading into the pics they give us.

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I watch all the Christmas movies over and over and over again and today, while other people were miserably heading to work, maybe dropping their kids off at school, maybe paying some bills on their credit cards to free up space to go Xmas shopping for a thankless family that expects more than you can provide thanks to the internet, making you feel like the inadequate loser that you are despite how hard you try….because they don’t understand the importance of family, togetherness, helping each other, saving the world….they just want the latest fucking hyped up shit you can’t fucking afford….

I was watching LOVE ACTUALLY with HUGH GRANT who I always thought cheated on Liz Hurley back when she was his gold digger sugar baby for what must have been a decade, helping launch her career and celebrity….with a tranny hooker…But as thanks to a quick google search on the Christmas show I was watching, it turns out it was just a regular hooker…and that amazed me…. I think they call it the Butterfly Effect….no wait it’s the Mandela Effect…which is appropriate since Liz Hurley was about 25 years old when Nelson Mandela got arresed back in 1962…

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old, but that won’t stop her from whoring out in a bikini…because whoring out in a bikini as she does…because we live in an era where old ladies are given the opportunity to take slutty selfies….thanks to cellphone technology and connectivity…

If you’ve ever seen an old person trying to deal with Facebook, you know what I mean, but this is the bikini version of that…girl doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing, but she knows getting half naked has consistently been good to her…so why should it end…maybe cuz she’s 100…but with age comes dementia and delusions…and really she knows we are all perverts….and her core audience will appreciate…so appreciate.

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Hustle should give hope to all you aging fucks out there….

Hope that when you finally get put into the home you are inevitably going to be put in…there will be other 70 year olds who look this good….because Elizabeth Hurley at 70….is pretty fucking amazing, a feat of modern science maybe…or it could just be what aging looks like when you have never had any stress…but instead lots of rich men throwing money at you….

Life of leisure, still able to wear a bikini despite what logic tells us…of women dying at the age of 30….not lasting as long as this.

Maybe she’s an alien. Look into that pervert.

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old…officially…it was her birthday Recently…but she’s still showing off her mom pussy, which may be grandma pussy, but should be great grandma pussy, but she got a late start at breeding because she was too busy positioning herself into a place where a really rich guy would cum up in her, after making her own money from being Hugh Grant’s public girlfriend, even though he fucks trannies…

So this is her showing that pussy hole.

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