Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t look like herself, but I guess that is what happens when you get your face jacked up enough with fillers, you end up looking like Sharon Osbourne, who actually looks better than ever despite being in her 70s, because this whole fucking BOTOX thing is weird.

Not as weird as the fact that Liz Hurley has her son shooting her bikini fetish porn for her fans, you know it’s always weird when a mother rubs her cunt on the side of the pool until she reaches orgasm, like one of those pillow humping fetish videos all over the internet, because you’re all a bunch of perverts into the female self discovery of an orgasm, only this female’s too old for orgasms and at that point where you gotta get weird to cum, like making eye contact with your son who you think is beautiful because he came out of you, and it’s so wrong to have him come back into you….making it all the more exciting.

There’s a reason incest porn is the number one thing people are into on the porn tube sites. You all want to fuck your family. So maybe Liz Hurley is just the creepy norm. Creepy Norm….should be the name of a character on the internet like they do with Karens, Beckys and Chads…

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