Elizabeth Hurley is yet another geriatric pussy out on the town with her tits out trying to maintain the hot thing because it is all she knows and basically the foundation of her existence of being some sugar baby model who attaches herself or her vagina to the dicks of the rich and famous to secure monthly payments to continue her enchanted life, because behind every rich as s shit model is some loser dude financing her…

At 100 years old, she’s still delivering the bikini pics to sell her bikini collection with the help of her tranny son who’s dad just jumped off a building and that I assume will result in her tranny son getting a solid billion dollar inheritance he’ll take care of mummy with….you know he is her bikini photographer, they call it an instagram boyfriend, but when you’re a narcissist, family members become sex toys, so who really knows what’s going on there….

I just know that despite being old as shit, she’s still hot, still has tits, knows her place in the world and that’s always a good thing when the place in the world is showing off tits.

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