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2023

06

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley brings hope to all you perverts working at the old folks home that one day soon, all these vapid, superficial, 90s models with the big tits, who have used being rich as a method to keep their bodies looking fit, while injecting their faces, so that they maintain some level of curb appeal, despite their insides being old as shit, their brains being pruned and demented as shit…cuz shit STILL rots even when it looks like it doesn’t….

So yeah, it’ll make molesting the residents when working the night shift’s diaper duty a little less twisted of a fetish, since the current old folks, all wrinkly, thin skinned and frail from arthritis and bone density issues is just fucking weird…

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