Liz Hurley brings hope to all you perverts working at the old folks home that one day soon, all these vapid, superficial, 90s models with the big tits, who have used being rich as a method to keep their bodies looking fit, while injecting their faces, so that they maintain some level of curb appeal, despite their insides being old as shit, their brains being pruned and demented as shit…cuz shit STILL rots even when it looks like it doesn’t….

So yeah, it’ll make molesting the residents when working the night shift’s diaper duty a little less twisted of a fetish, since the current old folks, all wrinkly, thin skinned and frail from arthritis and bone density issues is just fucking weird…

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I think Liz Hurley is dead and her team types into the AI “Generate a Liz Hurley Bikini Selfie” in efforts to keep her alive, because the 60 year old just can’t look this good unless everything about this shit is altered, modified, artificial and strategic…..

That or she did 10,000 bikini pics a decade ago and they still have material to post to her social media….

It just doesn’t make sense, unless rich ladies who don’t work that hard, who eat well, do fitness, stay hydrated and who get strategic botox are better than the garbage, stress filled, old looking bitches her age that I see.

Endorsing Hurley as if she’s EDERLY INCLUSIVE in this era of woke is really a loop hope, and is not really inclusive to the actual women her age who don’t still look fuckable…because there are 20 year olds who look way more shit than this and that confuses me!

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Elizabeth Hurley is celebrating her native land of England along with the rest of the commonwealth, because they are happy that the Queen has been Queen for 70 years, it’s an achievement assuming the Queen is still alive and not some Augmented Reality. An instagram filter, used to fuck with the fans because they don’t want to be breaking any hearts….

I may not understand that appreciation of the Royal Family, their colonialism, or sponsorship of corporations to take over North America, I may find it a dated tradition that doesn’t really benefit any of us except maybe for Megan Markle….Hi Megan.

But this isn’t about the queen, their partnering up with corporations to steal land from the natives….

This is about Liz Hurley, old as shit and still looking good in a bikini, which makes no sense to me, but it doesn’t need to makes sense to me, even if she’s also augmented reality or an instagram filter, I can support that lie, you know because she’s still hot in a bikini at her old as shit age. It’s impressive, but probably doesn’t smell as good as it looks.

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Here’s some optical illusion fuckery for you to confuse your mind with….

One of those “these filters are out of fucking control”…she’s practically erased her damn face off with the blur, but for whatever reason, still looks hot, even if it’s a digitally altered version of her.

I thought she was trolling us, I guess in ways she is, but then I saw her in video that wasn’t edited and she’s holding up nicely, not this nicely, but this is the instagram version of a 50 year old I guess….even when the 50 year old looks good for 50….probably better than most 20 year olds now that they’ve been told being hot is a bad thing, and if they want to get noticed be as vile, fat and disgusting as possible, so it’s not saying much, but it is still tricking us into thinking it’s some kind of real….and I find that irresponsible as I still would wear hr used vagina like a sock puppet, she could be my lamb chops and call me her Sherry Lewis…

What?

Exactly.

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I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley, of the Austin Powers fame.

You know the bikini model from the UK who defied every stereotype you had about women from the UK, because she didn’t look like a grey skinned, yellow toothed, banger and mash eating, never seen the sun, covered in soot from their coal stove in their flat…you get what I am saying, UK bitches are usually working class and disgusting, or working class and Glamour models….but this one came in all Hollywood, in part thanks to Hugh Grant.

She was his Non-Tranny girl, but she’s not non-tranny now, because her son is a tranny and this may actually be him in a Liz Hurley filter he got made with some of that Steve Bing Money.

She’s holding up some Sea Creatures, but not the right sea creature, I’m talking the one in her pants, because I want to see how it’s aged out now that it no longer self lubricates….

The truth is, she’s filming a Christmas in the Caribbean movie and I fucking love Christmas movies, and she looks better than most women a fraction of her age, so she deserves some hype for that….this is aging done right….even if it smells rotten, and her organs are oxidized, the veneer looks good to me….which isn’t saying much, I’ve had sex with kitchen garbage…literal kitchen garbage.

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I thought that Elizabeth Hurley had fully thrown in the towel on existing in public, maybe they retired her host body and everything we’ve seen of her was from the archives, some backlog catalog, or maybe it was CGI…her son in a bikini using an ELIZABETH HURLEY filter…the tech exists, I can get AR filters made for under $5k which may be more than I can afford for a DrunkenStepfather filter, that turns your face into a herpes ridden mouth from all the dirty pussy you’ve eaten, not quite the badge of honor Michael Douglas has from eating dirty pussy, because you know his dirty pussy was hot passed around pussy, while my dirty pussy was just sad….

As it turns out, she was in a Christmas movie and still looked good, which was weird, but makes me believe she’s real…which is a hard thing to do in this era of everything feeling very fake because humans are all medicated non humans now…

It is possible that her host body was replaced with her younger clone body that she’s been growing in Steve Bing’s storage locker…and this is the new old her…because it doesn’t make scientific sense….WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO ROT….but this tits are still round and hardly granny-like and I find that all VERY SUSPICIOUS..

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I watched a really dumb Christmas movie that took place in the UK and featured such stars as Kelsey Grammer not playing Frasier and John Cleese not playing Monty Python and Liz Hurley looking real fucking hot despite being 100 fucking years old…it was called FATHER CHRISTMAS and I watched it because my life goal is to make Christmas movies, they are the only movies that matter, no wait, I watched it because we basically live in a prison hell that we can’t escape and my only option of things to do is getting wasted and watching dumb fucking streaming options in hopes they figure out how to hypnotize the autistic fucks like me who can’t be hypnotized because we’re not wired that way….I’d fucking love to be won over by the media and totally on board for the takeover thinking it’s awesome….but instead I just sit back and wait for the vans to show up to take me away to dissenter camp and WHILE I do that…I happened across this movie…recently made movie…and Liz Hurley was smokin’…

So…it doesn’t make sense, women are supposed to rot, I was of the school of thought all her bikini pics were doctored, or her transgender son who creative directs her social media, or even some AI shit..CGI SHIT….INSTAGRAM FILTER….the “YOUNG LIZ HURLEY FILTER”….to turn all her fans into her so they feel less gay when eating their own cum after they are dumb…you know cuz their reflection looking back at them is LIZ HURLEY….but it turns out…she’s the real deal…and it may defy science or biology but who cares…she’s hot.

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