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2017

14

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s 100, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, and can accept what is because it once was…she’s amazing..

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…

Looking good enough to cum inside – but too bad you’re not a billionaire and she can’t get knocked up.

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2017

01

Feb

Elizabeth Hurly is Still in Bikinis at 1000 years Old of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails of Hugh Grant…….

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet or sex toy…y you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to cum inside cuz it won’t get pregnant like when you kidnap young captives…

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2016

27

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Social Media Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is really trying to increase sales for the Elizabeth Hurley bikini line…a line that I guess makes her money of her own…to give her a little confidence in herself that at 50 she’s still hot enough to be half naked…especially when inspired by cash…because she’s done way worse than half naked in the name of cash…whether in actual cash, or lifestyle via men….because she was an original Sugar Baby, celebrity girlfriend who got herself famous riding the coattails….but now…today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or he’ll pull the plug…because some puppets remain puppets forever…and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…they are the kind of puppet you’d like to keep in a cage in your basement to fuck when you’re wife is at bowling on thursday nights…

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2016

31

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Still in a Bikini of the Day

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OLD LADY BIKINI BROUGHT TO YOU BY LIZ HURLEY – was the alternate name of this post…because she’s 51 and on the prowl…

I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”…

The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting them….

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2015

27

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Keeps Bringing the Bikini Selfies of the Day

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What’s got into Liz Hurley….who let the model get her hands on a cell phone….is this her ego, is being on camera all she knows, has she accepted being old, what is she trying to promote? So many questions…Is it money making time and she needs to generate some revenue…or is it just Holiday time and she’s trying to get her name back out there so people start buying her bikinis for their Christmas cruises….either way, she’s on some kind of mission..

This is the trick from a bunch of Movies, who prior to the movies had a great modeling career….showing her half naked tits to the world…before having those half naked tits impregnated by billionaire Steve Bing who put her through a paternity test in order to put her on payroll / child support..

This is the same British cunt proper who wasn’t getting in a bikini to promote her own bikini brand….and I guess she had some kind of management consultant come in and say:

“Liz, if you want to create a brand with your name on it, you need to be the face of it, so that people connect to it, and think they are your friends, so that they are buying into you..own your 50 year old body that is better than the body of anyone you send to…suck it up…and get half naked…because half naked is the only way we can sell things…oh and do it in selfie..people like real and authentic even when you’re being calculating to sell product”…

What I’m trying to say is…keep up this scam…even if I hate over 30 as a concept..I can still appreciate over 30 that isn’t disgusting in pictures even if they are in elasticity of their vagina…especially when they are babes from my past..

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2015

26

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable…

I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic…

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2015

23

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Ass in The Royals of the Day

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There is some show called The Royals, that I assume is a scripted shos, that pretends to be a reality show, about the Royal Family, but I could be totally wrong because I haven’t heard anything about it, but I have seen some billboards for it, making me assume it’s a big deal, but then again everything with Liz Hurley is a big deal, at least if you remember Liz Hurley…and you probably don’t, but she was the model turned actress….who 10 or 15 years ago was everywhere…because everyone loved her, except her boyfriend Hugh Grant, who would go off and fuck trannies…confusing everyone, because she was hot as fuck…

Well here is her comeback, ass in panties, making me assume this is a body double, but it is still ass in panties…and that’s fine with me…

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