I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley, of the Austin Powers fame.
You know the bikini model from the UK who defied every stereotype you had about women from the UK, because she didn’t look like a grey skinned, yellow toothed, banger and mash eating, never seen the sun, covered in soot from their coal stove in their flat…you get what I am saying, UK bitches are usually working class and disgusting, or working class and Glamour models….but this one came in all Hollywood, in part thanks to Hugh Grant.
She was his Non-Tranny girl, but she’s not non-tranny now, because her son is a tranny and this may actually be him in a Liz Hurley filter he got made with some of that Steve Bing Money.
She’s holding up some Sea Creatures, but not the right sea creature, I’m talking the one in her pants, because I want to see how it’s aged out now that it no longer self lubricates….
The truth is, she’s filming a Christmas in the Caribbean movie and I fucking love Christmas movies, and she looks better than most women a fraction of her age, so she deserves some hype for that….this is aging done right….even if it smells rotten, and her organs are oxidized, the veneer looks good to me….which isn’t saying much, I’ve had sex with kitchen garbage…literal kitchen garbage.
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