I thought that Elizabeth Hurley had fully thrown in the towel on existing in public, maybe they retired her host body and everything we’ve seen of her was from the archives, some backlog catalog, or maybe it was CGI…her son in a bikini using an ELIZABETH HURLEY filter…the tech exists, I can get AR filters made for under $5k which may be more than I can afford for a DrunkenStepfather filter, that turns your face into a herpes ridden mouth from all the dirty pussy you’ve eaten, not quite the badge of honor Michael Douglas has from eating dirty pussy, because you know his dirty pussy was hot passed around pussy, while my dirty pussy was just sad….
As it turns out, she was in a Christmas movie and still looked good, which was weird, but makes me believe she’s real…which is a hard thing to do in this era of everything feeling very fake because humans are all medicated non humans now…
It is possible that her host body was replaced with her younger clone body that she’s been growing in Steve Bing’s storage locker…and this is the new old her…because it doesn’t make scientific sense….WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO ROT….but this tits are still round and hardly granny-like and I find that all VERY SUSPICIOUS..
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