Elizabeth Hurley Jubilee of the Day

2022

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley is celebrating her native land of England along with the rest of the commonwealth, because they are happy that the Queen has been Queen for 70 years, it’s an achievement assuming the Queen is still alive and not some Augmented Reality. An instagram filter, used to fuck with the fans because they don’t want to be breaking any hearts….

I may not understand that appreciation of the Royal Family, their colonialism, or sponsorship of corporations to take over North America, I may find it a dated tradition that doesn’t really benefit any of us except maybe for Megan Markle….Hi Megan.

But this isn’t about the queen, their partnering up with corporations to steal land from the natives….

This is about Liz Hurley, old as shit and still looking good in a bikini, which makes no sense to me, but it doesn’t need to makes sense to me, even if she’s also augmented reality or an instagram filter, I can support that lie, you know because she’s still hot in a bikini at her old as shit age. It’s impressive, but probably doesn’t smell as good as it looks.