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2023

27

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley in a Black Bikini of the Day

I don’t trust Liz Hurley. I am very suspicious of any 60 year old posing by the pool like this. I have seen her in movies and her strategic BOTOX makes me think that she actually looks a lot like this, but I also know better than to trust anything I see on the internet because you can pretty much fake anything you want…..from the mid 90s where you’d pretend to be a hot chick to troll some nerds on an IRC chat, to the whole using AI or AR Filters to make yourself into a hot chick on social media because they are the ones who make money on the internet, even in this sexist gender pay gap world….there’s photoshop, old content repurposed, so many different ways to make a 60 year old look hot in a bikini and I don’t know which one Liz Hurley uses, probably a bit of all of them, because she looks hot in a bikini despite being adult diaper aged….not thong suit aged….

WEIRD.

Here she is in a red bikini:

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